Hollywood Station

“You kill the guard,” Ilya said soberly. “They catch us, we go to the house of death.”

“How can you know he is dead?”

“I saw bullets hit him. Three. Right here.” She touched her chest. “He is dead man.”

“Fucking guy,” Cosmo said, testy now. “He did not give up money. Dmitri say no problem. The guard shall give up money. Not my fault, Ilya.”

Ilya shook her head and lit yet another cigarette, and Cosmo lit a smoke of his own while he stuffed stacks of money back into the can, leaving out eight hundred, which he divided with Ilya, saying, “This make you not so much worried about the house of death, no?”

He took the container back out to the car, wanting to lock it in the trunk, but the ignition key did not work the trunk lock. He cursed the Georgian again and put the container in the backseat of the Mazda and locked the door.

When he returned to the house, Ilya was lying on the battered sofa as though she had a terrible headache. He went over to her and knelt, feeling very aroused.

He said to her, “Ilya, remember how much sex we feel when we rob the diamonds? I feel that much sex now. And you? How would you like to fuck the brains outside my head?”

“If you touch me now, Cosmo,” she said, “I swear I shall shoot the brains outside your head. I swear this by the Holy Virgin.”

Less than a mile away, Farley and Olive sat in Sam’s Pinto, having borrowed it once again, parked by the cybercafé. They saw several tweakers entering and then leaving after having done their Internet business, but they saw no one who they thought might have some decent crystal for purchase.

“Let’s try the taco stand,” Farley said. “We gotta get Sam’s car back to him before it gets dark and pick up our piece of shit. He musta fixed the carburetor by now. One good thing about tweakers, Sam can sit around his kitchen table with my carburetor in a million pieces and he actually enjoys himself. Like a fucking jigsaw puzzle or something. There’s fringe benefits from crystal if you stop and think about it.”

“I’m glad the police cars and ambulances stopped their sirens,” Olive said. “They were giving me a headache.”

She was like a goddamn dog, Farley thought. Supersensitive hearing even when not tweaked. She could sit in a restaurant and hear conversations on the other side of a crowded room. He thought he should figure out a way to use that, the only talent she possessed.

“Something musta happened at one of the stores in the mall,” Farley said. “Maybe some fucking Jew actually charged a fair price. That would cause a bunch of greasers to drop dead of shock and tie up some ambulances.”

He was driving out of the parking lot and turning east when a southbound car at the intersection also turned east and drove in front of him, making Farley slam on his brakes.

“Fuck you!” Farley yelled out the window at the elderly woman driver after he flipped her the bird.

He hadn’t gone half a block when he heard the horn toot behind him. He looked in the mirror and said, “Cops! My fucking luck!”

Be

The older cop wiped his ru

Then he got out, approached the car on the driver’s side and saw Farley Ramsdale fumbling in his wallet for his driver’s license. Olive looked toward the policeman on her right and saw Be

“Hi, Officer,” Olive said.

“Evening,” Be

As B.M. Driscoll was examining his driver’s license, Farley said, “What’s the problem?”

B.M. Driscoll said, “You pulled out of the lot into the traffic lane, causing a car to brake hard and yield. That’s a traffic violation.”

Be

Farley said, “Aw shit, this ain’t my car. Belongs to a friend, Sam Culhane. My car’s at his house getting fixed by him.”

When he quickly reached over to the glove compartment, Be

“Tell the officer, Olive,” he said. “This is Sam’s car.”

“That’s right, Officer,” Olive said. “Our car is getting its carburetor redone. Sam has it all over the table like a crossword puzzle.”

“That’ll do,” Farley said to her. Then turning to B.M. Driscoll, he said, “I got a cell here. You can use it and call Sam. I’ll dial him for you. This ain’t a hot car, Officer. Hell, I just live ten blocks from here by the Hollywood Cemetery.”

Be

Then, while B.M. Driscoll was returning to their car to run a make on Farley Ramsdale and the car’s license number and to write up the traffic citation, Be

“Why not?” Farley said.

“Would there be anything in your house that you wouldn’t want us to find?”

“Wait a minute,” Farley said. “Are you talking about searching my house?”

“How many times have you been in jail for drug possession?” Be

“I been in jail three times,” Olive said. “Once when this guy I used to know made me shoplift some stuff from Sears.”

“Shut the fuck up, Olive,” Farley said. Then to Be

“Underwear floor, you mean,” Olive said. “Farley always throws his underwear on the floor and I gotta pick them up,” she explained.

“Olive, I’m begging you to shut up,” Farley said.

Be

B.M. Driscoll looked over the roof at his tall partner and said, “Mr. Ramsdale has a number of arrests for drug possession and petty theft, don’t you, Mr. Ramsdale?”

“Kid stuff,” Farley mumbled, signing the traffic ticket.

“I didn’t write you for not having a registration,” B.M. Driscoll said. “But tell your friend, Samuel Culhane… where does he live, by the way?”

“On Kingsley,” Olive said. “I don’t know the number.”

B.M. Driscoll nodded at Be

When they were once again on their way to the taco stand to score some ice that Farley now needed desperately, he said to Olive, “You see what happens when you pin a badge on a nigger? That fucking Watusi wanted to go on a fishing expedition in my house.”

“Maybe we shoulda just invited them home to see that you’re a property owner and the stuff on your driver’s license is correct,” Olive said. “And it wouldn’ta mattered if they searched. We got nothing but a glass pipe at home, Farley. That’s why we’re out here. We got no crystal, no nothing at home.”

Farley turned and stared at her until he almost rear-ended a pickup in front of him, then said, “Invite cops home to search? I suppose you’da made coffee for them?”

“If we had any,” she said, nodding. “And if they didn’t write the traffic ticket. It’s always best to be friendly with the police. Being mean will just bring you more trouble.”

“Jesus Christ!” Farley cried. “And then what? Maybe you woulda told them you were going to fuck them both to be friendly? Well, I hope not, Olive. Because making terroristic threats is a felony!”