Drowned Hopes

Just how long was it going to take Tom to finish down there? And when he came up, what would happen then? This old guy hadn’t recognized Tom yet, but wouldn’t he sooner or later?

“If Jepson didn’t send you,” the querulous voice said out of the darkness, “what are you doing here?”

Oh, good question. “Inspection,” Dortmunder said, floundering a bit, the old computer brain begi

“Who told you?”

“Well, the state,” Dortmunder said, as though it were the most obvious thing in the world. “The State, uh, Department of Recovery.”

“Department of Recovery?”

“You never heard of the D.O.R.?” Dortmunder shook his head, astonished at such unworldliness. “You gotta know about the housing shortage, right?”

“You mean…” The old guy’s voice quavered. “Here?”

He’s buying it! Dortmunder kept his face i

What was that word? Knowing he was losing his audience, knowing his right hand and therefore the flashlight beam was begi

“Infrastructure!” he shouted, the goddamn word blazing across his brain too late, his voice drowned out by the roar of the rifle.

THIRTY-EIGHT

“Infrastructure!” shouted the interloper in the dark.

So Guffey’d missed him, dang it. Aiming at where he thought the voice had come from—hard to tell in this enclosed space, though, with the brang of his first shot still echoing in his ears—Guffey fired again.

“Infrastructure! Infrastructure!”

What was that, some new word for I surrender? Lowing his rifle, Guffey peered angrily into the darkness. He was getting confused, and he hated that. What was going on? Why had this state inspector—if that’s what he was—suddenly switched off his flashlight and started ru

And if he and his partner weren’t state inspectors from the Department of Recovery, then who were they? Would Tim Jepson send other people to get his fourteen thousand dollars, or would he come himself? If Guffey knew Tim Jepson, and he thought he did by now, Tim Jepson wasn’t a man who trusted other people a whole lot. Not enough to tell some other people where he’d hidden a stash of money. And certainly not enough to send those other people out here by themselves to get it.

Could one of these two interlopers be Tim Jepson in disguise? The features of the man who had ruined his life were seared permanently into Guffey’s brain, undimmed by the more than forty years that had passed since he’d last laid eyes on that devil in human shape. Slick black hair parted in the middle and pasted flat to his skull with Vitalis. Piercing dark eyes under thin eyebrows of midnight black. A cruel hard smile showing big white teeth. A kind of loping walk, shoulders loose. A big-framed but ski

So these were just looters, weren’t they? Not officials from state government, looking to move people back into this old town. And not people co

“Infrastructure!”

“Oh, shut up,” Guffey said, trying to think.

Surprisingly, the idiot shut up. He also stopped ru

But Guffey no longer wanted to shoot him. The way he saw it, he was already in so much trouble just having shot at this idiot that he’d probably have to hide out in the woods for a year before the state cops stopped looking for him. If he actually killed himself a couple plumbing-fixture thieves, the state cops wouldn’t give up looking until they found him.

And if they ever did find him, he knew what they’d do next. They’d put him back inside. Back inside there. The thought made Guffey’s hands tremble so hard he almost dropped the rifle. “Turn the flashlight back on, will you?” he asked, hating the quaver he couldn’t keep out of his voice.

“What, and get shot?”

“You’re standing in front of a window,” Guffey told him, forgetting his fear in his exasperation. “If I wanted to shoot you, you’d be shot by now.”

He saw the shadowy figure spin around to stare at the window, heard the shadowy figure gasp, and then the flashlight came on again, pointing at the window, illuminating the street out front and their little car parked there.

Little car. Hmmmm…

“Wait a minute,” Guffey said, and the flashlight swung around to point in his direction. Ignoring the light, Guffey said, “People who come here to steal toilets and sinks, they don’t drive little cars like that.”

“I told you,” the interloper said, “we’re from the State Department of Recovery, checking on the infrastructure so we can report—”

“Cow doody,” Guffey told him. “People from the government come around here sometimes. They’re in big Ford LTDs with air, with a big state seal on the side. Or Chrysler LeBarons. People from the government don’t drive dinky little Jap cars like that.”

“We’re, uh, outside consultants,” the interloper said.

Dealing with other human beings was so aggravating. They constantly made Guffey angry, or scared, or confused, or sad. “Goddammit,” Guffey said to this one, “you just stop lying to me right now, or I don’t care what happens, I’ll shoot you anyway.”

“Why would I lie to you?” the interloper demanded, foolishly, and pointed the flashlight up at his own face again. A dumb and completely untrustworthy smile was crookedly attached to it now, like a sign half knocked down by a hurricane.

“That’s what I wa

There was a little silence then, while the half-attached smile fell off the interloper’s face and he blinked a lot; but his wavering hand kept the flashlight pointed toward his own face, accepting Guffey’s dominance. And there was a bad smell in the air all of a sudden. Was the fellow that scared? Good; he’d tell the truth sooner.

“Come on, you,” Guffey snapped, trying to sound as gruff as some of the really bad fellas back in prison. “Talk!”

The interloper stared over Guffey’s shoulder. “Hit him, Tom,” he said.

“You’re trying my patience,” Guffey told him.

“Hit him with the bottle.”

“That’s the oldest trick in the