Jimmy The Kid

“Yeah,” said Dortmunder.

9

WHEN DORTMUNDER escorted May into the O. J. Bar and Grill, Rollo the bartender was in the process of separating two customers who had come to blows during a statistical discussion of the New York Mets. Stools and chairs were being kicked as the customers thrashed around on the floor with their arms around one another. Rollo, avoiding their feet, circled them looking for an opening. Dortmunder gestured for May to move off to the left, and the two of them got in behind the cigarette machine, in the front corner of the room.

“So this is the O. J.,” May said, as a stool went crashing over on its side. The seat part of the stool separated from the chrome legs and went rolling away toward the rear, making metal noises on the floor. The three other customers in the place were all straining toward the television set, trying to make out what George Peppard was saying to Jill St. John.

“It’s usually quieter than this,” Dortmunder said.

Out there on the floor, Rollo had gotten hold of a shoulder and was shaking it. Then, with his other hand, he got hold of a different shoulder and tried throwing it away. The shoulders, though wearing different colored jackets, didn’t want to separate at first; Rollo had to do a lot of shaking with his left hand while making three strong throwing gestures with his right before they popped apart. Then the one customer went skidding away on his back under a booth, and Rollo picked the other one up by his shoulder and hair and carried him to the front door. Ort his way by the cigarette machine he nodded to Dortmunder and said, “How ya doin?”

“Fine,” Dortmunder said.

Rollo pushed the door open with the customer’s head, and ejected the customer. Then he turned and went back for the other customer, who was scrambling out from under the booth. Rollo picked him up by his belt, in the middle of his back, and half-carried half-ran him across the floor and through the door and out onto Amsterdam Avenue. When he came back in, he nodded again to Dortmunder, who was escorting May out from behind the cigarette machine, and said, “When he asked for white cream de mint I knew there was go

“Rollo,” Dortmunder said, “this is May.”

“How ya doin?” Rollo said.

“I’m fine,” said May. “Does that happen a lot?”

“Not so much,” Rollo said. ‘We mostly got beer drinkers in here. Beer drinkers got a low center of gravity, they don’t like to fight much. They just like to sit there, mind their own business.”

“I like a nice beer myself,” May said.

“I seen you were a good person when you walked in,” Rollo said. To Dortmunder he said, “The other bourbon’s in the back. I give him your glass.”

“Okay.”

“Expecting anybody else?”

“The draft beer and salt,” Dortmunder said. “And he’ll be bringing his mother.”

“Oh, yeah, I remember her. She’s also a draft beer, right?”

“Right.”

“That’s nice,” Rollo said. “I like ladies in the place, it makes for a better atmosphere.”

“Thank you,” May said.

“You go on back,” Rollo said, “I’ll bring you your beer, little lady.”

Dortmunder and May went to the back room, and Kelp was sitting there with the bottle of bourbon and two glasses. He got to his feet and said, “Hi, May. Sit down. What was all the noise out there?”

“That was Rollo,” Dortmunder said, “cutting back on his services.”

“He’s very gallant,” May said.

Kelp, looking at his watch, said, “Murch and his Mom are late.”

Dortmunder nodded. “I know. And the worst of it is, he’ll tell us why.”

“And,” Kelp said, “what route he should of took.” May said, “Maybe he couldn’t find a deserted farmhouse.”

Kelp said, “Why not? We found the kid, didn’t we? We followed the book and we found the kid. So now the book says we want a deserted farmhouse, we’ll find a deserted farmhouse?’

Dortmunder said, “You know, there are these little moments when that book gives me a swift pain in the ass.”

“It’s been right so far,” Kelp said. “You got to give credit where credit is due.”

May said, “Tell me about this boy. John says you found out about his family and all.”

“Right,” Kelp said. “His name is Jimmy Harrington. His father’s a lawyer on Wall Street, in the firm of McIntire, Loeb, Sanderson and Chen. He’s a partner there.”

Dortmunder said, “He’s a partner? I thought his name was Harrington.”

“It is,” Kelp said.

“There isn’t any Harrington in the company name. Just those other people.”

“McIntire,” Kelp said, “Loeb, Sanderson and Chen.”

“Right,” Dortmunder said. “That bunch. If Harrington’s a partner, where’s his name?”

“They got a whole bunch of partners,” Kelp said. “I saw a piece of their stationery, there’s this whole line of names down the left side, they’re all partners. I think maybe McIntire, Loeb, Sanderson and Chen are maybe the first partners.”

“The founders,” May suggested.

“I get it,” Dortmunder said. “Okay, fine.”

“Anyway,” Kelp said, “Harrington is maybe fifty-five, he’s got four grown-up kids and grandchildren, the whole thing. He’s also got a second wife, and she’s got grown-up kids. But when they got married they had a kid together, and that’s Jimmy. The father’s name is Herbert and the mother’s name is Claire.”

“I feel sorry for the mother,” May said. “She’s going to feel terrible.”

“Maybe,” Kelp said. “She and Herbert broke up six years ago, she lives down in Palm Beach, Florida. From what I found out so far, she hasn’t been north in six years, and I don’t think Jimmy travels south. Jimmy lives out on the family estate in New Jersey, way over by Pe

Rollo came in with May’s beer while Kelp was saying that; he put it on the table, looked around, and said, “Everybody set?”

“We’re fine,” Dortmunder said.

“The beer and salt and his mother didn’t show up yet,” Rollo said.

“They’ll be along,” Dortmunder said.

“I’ll send them back,” Rollo said, and went out front again.

May said to Kelp, “How did you find out all this?”

“There’s a little town out near the estate,” Kelp said. “I went out there and hung around in a bar and talked to a couple guys. The guy that drives the oil truck that makes deliveries there, and a carpenter that did some work on the estate, and a bulldozer operator that worked there when they put in their swimming pool a couple years ago.”

“They didn’t have a swimming pool before?” May asked.

“No. The estate’s on the Delaware River. Only I guess the river isn’t so hot for swimming any more. Anyway, these guys told me the story. Workmen like to talk about their rich clients, it’s one of their fringe benefits.”

“Sure,” May said. “So the mother left six years ago, and the boy lives on the estate with his father.”

“Sometimes,” Kelp said. “The father has an apartment in town. The kid comes in three afternoons a week, Monday and Wednesday and Friday, and sees some specialist in that apartment building on Central Park West. Fridays, after he’s done there—”

‘What specialist does he see?”

“I can’t find out,” Kelp said. “There’s all kinds of medical people, and specialty therapists, and I don’t know what in that building. And it’s tough to hang around in there. And the maintenance people don’t know Jimmy Harrington from a special delivery letter. Anyway, when he leaves there on Fridays, he goes down to Wall Street in the limousine, and his father rides out to the estate with him. The father stays there all weekend, and rides in with him on Mondays. But Monday to Friday the father stays in town.”

“The boy’s all alone out in the estate?” May was truly shocked.

“There’s four servants that live in,” Kelp said. “The chauffeur, and the—”

The door opened and Murch’s Mom came in, followed by Murch. They were both carrying beers, and Murch was also carrying a saltshaker. May looked up and said, “So there you are.”