Eggsecutive Orders

I continued. “Every four, sometimes eight, years all of us have to be prepared to be released by a new administration. That’s the way this particular job works. And that’s what we all signed on for. And if that happens, it happens. It isn’t because we aren’t the best chefs in the world-it’s because the new family has different preferences. And if we tender our resignations to a new First Lady and she accepts them-there’s no shame in that.”

Taking a breath, I plunged on. “There would be shame in our being fired because a guest died. Huge shame. But we would all be in the same boat. We would all be faced with such a damaging mark on our records that we couldn’t go anywhere and hold our heads high. It would be like starting over.”

“But you’re younger-”

“Not by all that much.” That was a stretch. Bucky was at least fifteen years my senior. But aging-like seasoning-was often a good thing. “And if we go down, we go down together. You know that none of us would ever endanger one of our guests.”

He nodded.

“And I believe the First Family knows that as well. I’m convinced that no matter what the medical examiner finds out, we will not be held up for ridicule on our own. I do not believe that the president or the First Lady will throw us under the bus.”

He grimaced.

“Listen. You are my second-in-command. If you try to sneak out of here before all this gets settled-”

“Sneak?”

“The way you’re talking, you’re pla

“I’m being practical. If somebody’s head is going to roll, I know it’ll be mine.”

“Bucky,” I said, and waited for him to look at me again. He was afraid that I would throw him under the bus. But telling him that he was the most valuable chef I had on staff would be pointless now. He wouldn’t believe me. He’d think I was just trying to be nice. “Pick yourself up. Nobody is going to be fired today.”

He gave a snort. “Until they decide we poisoned Carl Minkus.”

“And if they do, then you know exactly whose head will roll. Mine.”

He said nothing, but I could tell by the look in his eyes that I was finally getting through.

“I’m the one on the chopping block here,” I said. “I’m the executive chef and, by definition, everything that is served is done so with my approval. Until they find evidence that we had nothing to do with Carl Minkus’s untimely demise, I can’t even access the kitchen to help prove that we’re i

“Can’t you figure out some way to get insider information from the Secret Service?” he asked. “I mean, can’t Tom help you out a little bit here?”

I shrugged. “He was ordered to go home. I have no idea what’s coming next from them.”

Bucky wasn’t his normal self again yet, but he did seem to be mulling over the problem. “I’ll write down some notes.”

“Careful,” I said. “Make sure nobody has access to them except you. You never know what can happen when things are taken out of context.”

He rubbed the corners of his mouth downward, kept his hand there as he asked, “What about Suzie and Steve?”

“They’re already on the list to be investigated.”

“You think there’s any chance one of them did something wrong?”

“I certainly doubt it.” My hand covered my mouth as a thought occurred to me. “You don’t think someone did this on purpose?”

“Oh, hell. I never thought of that.”

The door banged open and the two Guzy brothers came in, taking up more than their fair share of space in the small room. Their jaws dropped as they took in Bucky’s startled glance, both our hands over our mouths, and the fact that we were standing in the men’s lounge.

Guzy One looked a little confused, but his voice was brusque as ever. “When you two are finished being sick, we need you out here.”

The two agents pivoted and left the bathroom.

If the situation hadn’t been so miserable, I might have found it fu

After another interminable wait, followed by questions from every possible branch of law enforcement, Cyan, Bucky, and I were released. I glanced at my watch and my stomach bubbled. Two fifteen. My mom and nana’s plane had touched down hours earlier. I berated myself again for forgetting my cell phone at home. I could just picture them sitting on hard airport seats, dialing me at home, dialing me on my cell, and getting frustrated by the unending shifts to voicemail. They would have given me the benefit of the doubt until about ten in the morning. By now, they would have just felt sad and forgotten.

As we started for the East doors, the Guzy brothers swarmed us. Even though there were only two of them and three of us, their size and authority made us feel small and surrounded.

Guzy One held up a hand. “Not so fast.”

The day’s frustrations had taken a toll and my tone was less than accommodating. I was, in fact, snippy. “They told us we could go.”

“Too many reporters outside.”

“What, you expect us to hang around here all night?”

Guzy Two shook his head. “We’re driving you back.”

“What about Cyan and Bucky?” I asked.

“We’re taking all of you.”

I turned to my crew. Bucky shrugged. Cyan forced a smile. “At least we won’t have to wait for a train.”

As we made our way to the black limousine, we heard shouts from beyond the White House fence. I wanted to shroud my head so that the cameras couldn’t exploit my face on the evening news, but I didn’t. Neither did Cyan or Bucky. The three of us followed one Guzy agent, and his brother brought up the rear.

Cyan had been keeping tabs on my family issues and now she addressed Guzy Two. “You should drop Ollie off first,” she said. “She needs to get home.”

“No ma’am,” one of them said. “We have orders.”

“Orders to take us all home,” Cyan persisted. “But not what order to drop us off, right?”

“No ma’am,” he said again. “We have a specified route. Ms. Paras is our last dropoff because we have another stop to make in her vicinity after that.”

So much for that idea. “Thanks for trying, Cyan,” I whispered.

As Cyan and Bucky loaded into the limousine’s cushy backseat, I realized that was the most either of the Guzy brothers had said to us. I was begi

“What’s your name?” I asked before I got in. “Your first name, I mean.”

“Jeffrey.”

“And your brother?”

Jeffrey looked to his sibling for approval, but Guzy One had already slid into the driver’s seat and didn’t acknowledge my question. “Raymond.”

For some reason I expected them to be named Mark and Michael, or Dan and Don, or John and Joe.

“Is there any way at all you can get me back to my apartment quickly?” I asked. “My family is in town. That is, I hope they still are. I haven’t heard from them and I need to grab my cell phone.”

When Raymond half turned and cocked an eyebrow over his recently do

They’d confiscated Cyan’s and Bucky’s cell phones during the interrogation. Now, using Cyan’s recently returned cell, I dialed my mom’s phone about a hundred times on the ride back. No luck. I wanted to ask Raymond Guzy what his affection for the brake pedal was all about. The drive this morning had been at lightning speed. The trip back this afternoon was so slow, I swore I could watch roadside cherry blossoms blooming.

I’d never been to Cyan’s or Bucky’s homes and I was surprised and dismayed that Cyan lived so far outside of D.C. proper. To save time, I was half tempted to invite them both back to my apartment and then worry about getting them to their respective homes later. Tempting as it was, that wouldn’t have been fair to them.