True Detectives

“No, I'm a native.” If you didn't count military bases in six other states.

“Rara avis,” said Rau. “Rare bird.”

“Quo vadis,” said Liana. “Non sequitur, ipso facto. So, Steve, what do you do other than drink Heineken and indulge yourself in Latin?”

Rau motioned to the bartender. “Gus, what do I do when I'm not hunched over in self-pity?”

Gus said, “You're a spy.”

“Double-O something, huh?”

Rau said, “Gus is embroidering. I work at RAND-the think tank, we're not far from here, on Main.”

“You get paid to think.”

“The official title is security analyst.”

“As in stocks and bonds?”

“As in shoe bombers and suicide belt morons.” Some edge had crept into the mellow baritone. “But I'm not going to insult your intelligence by making it out as some covert, civilian contractor deal. My degree's in economics. I play with statistics, try to spot trends. Lately, I have been doing more financial analysis than security. It's about as exciting as watching beard stubble sprout.”

“Still,” said Liana, “at least you know you're doing something important. How many people can say that?”

“On some lofty theoretical plane, I guess that's true. But half my time is filling out grant applications and going to meetings. I used to do something even more blood-stirring. Want to guess?”

“College professor.”

Rau stared. “It's that obvious?”

“You've got a Ph.D.”

“I said I had a degree.”

“I extrapolated.”

Rau laughed.

Liana said, “Stanford?”

“ Chicago.”

“Where'd you teach?”

“Community college. All that came up were nontenured positions, so I switched gears. I was really committed to teaching, figured RAND would be temporary. It's been twelve years, so much for spotting trends.”

Liana smiled.

Silence settled between them for several moments before Rau spoke up. “So what do you do-fill in name here.”

“Laura,” she said. Fishing out the alias she'd used for the Playboy shoot because it didn't sound that different from her real name.

Laura Layne. Sometimes she carried pink satin business cards in her purse… had she brought any tonight?

Twenty-one years ago.

Rau said, “Same question, Laura. What occupies your days?”

“I'm in between obligations,” she said. “My c.v. includes teaching preschool, executive assisting, interior designing, house-sitting, and, before all that, waitressing, big surprise.”

“Ah,” said Rau. “How many pilots have you been in?”

“It's that obvious?”

“ RAND doesn't pay me for not reading big print.”

“Well,” said Liana, “ RAND wouldn't have gotten their money's worth this time. Acting's not my thing. Like I said, I'm a California native, not some kid off the bus from Iowa.”

“Sorry,” said Rau. “For assuming. May I dig myself out by suggesting you take it as a compliment, as in ‘looks like an actress?’”

Liana swiveled on her stool and offered him a full view of the goods. “I get that all the time and, yes, I do take it as a compliment.”

Rau mimed wiping his brow. “Phew-so… I ask this at great risk-of all the gin joints…”

“I was at Loews, having di

“Slaughterhouse-Five?”

“Welcome to the Monkey House.”

“Never read that one… I met Joseph Heller, once. Catch-22?”

“Did you?”

“Yup,” said Rau. “I was in fifth grade and he gave a speech at the U. and my dad was on faculty there-in the med school-and he insisted on taking me. Wanting me to soak up some antiwar fervor. At ten, I was pretty apolitical.”

“Dad wasn't.”

“Dad was a highly principled man.” Putting rough emphasis on the word and for a second, Rau's face toughened up.

Anger turned him appealingly masculine.

Liana said, “So he dragged you along.”

“He dragged me and after the speech, he insisted we both go up to Heller, going on about how the guy's a genius, meanwhile I'd daydreamed through the whole thing. Dad pumps Heller's hand, makes sure I shake, too, then he goes off on this big oration about Catch-22 being the ultimate antiwar masterpiece. Heller looks at him and says, ‘It's not about war, it's about bureaucracy.’”

“Poor Dad.”

“It fazed him, but only temporarily. During the ride home, he informed me authors sometimes didn't understand their own motivation.”

“Motivation,” said Liana. “A med school prof. I'm putting money on psychiatrist.”

Rau's smile was wide, warm. Nice teeth. “You should think about RAND.”

“Like they'd take me.”

“You'd be surprised.”

“I sure would.”

Several beats.

“So you're in between obligations,” said Rau. “Sounds nice.”

“It can be.”

Rau scratched his temple. “Laura, I'm not good at this, but… since you've already had di

“I didn't hear a question in there, Steve. But yes, I think I'll stay put.”

Rau beat his breast, bowed his head. “Aargh. Hopes dashed asunder.”

Liana touched his jacket sleeve. Smooth fabric, maybe better than she'd initially appraised. “Steve, I wouldn't be a very smart girl if I waltzed off with someone I just met.”

“Of course… would it be totally out of line asking you for your number?”

Poor guy was blushing.

“Why don't you give me yours?”

Liana expected another burst of self-deprecation but he seemed pleased, as he fished into his pocket, drew out a battered wallet, then a RAND business card.

On the surface, everything looked kosher. Easy enough to verify.

She slipped the card into her purse. This one might come in handy.

Steve Rau said, “Anyway… like I said, I'm really not good at this.”

“Practice, practice, practice,” said Liana, giving him another arm pat. “How long has Riptide been around?”

The change of subject relaxed Rau. “As Riptide? Maybe five years. It got that name when some movie honchos bought it. No one famous-producers and the like. Before that it was a neighborhood bar called Smiley's, before that it was The Riptide. I don't know exactly how old it is, but probably at least forty years.”

Making that sound antique. Liana suppressed a flinch.

“No more the” she said. “Industry honchos thought it was hip-per.”

“No, they were cheap. A storm knocked down part of the sign. They stuck on that neon martini glass instead.”

“Subtle,” said Liana.

Rau chuckled. “This is tragic, Laura.”

“What is?”

“I meet a highly intelligent woman who looks like a movie star and she's smart enough not to be impulsive.”

Liana smiled.

“I guess if you did agree to go off with me, I'd wonder about your judgment.” He shrugged. “Story of my life. Ambivalence and second-guessing. My ex said it drove her crazy. My lack of quote unquote ‘constructive recklessness.’ Why it took eleven years and division of assets for her to reach that insight, she couldn't explain.” Deep blush. “Sorry, that was stu

“Hey,” said Liana, “you've been through it. Three months is pretty fresh.”

“Papers came through three months ago. We've been separated for three years.”

His look said it had taken him a long time to give up hope.

“Steve, I, for one, appreciate that you understand about the need for caution. A girl can't be too careful. Even in a nice place like this.”

Rau didn't answer.

“It is a nice place?” she asked.

“Never seen a brawl,” said Rau. “And Gus keeps his eye on the in ebriation level. Yeah, it's nice. Back when the celebs used to show up- two, three years ago-it could get… a little different.”

“Different, how?”