Born To Be Wild

“You look incredible, Sunday.”

She leans forward and lightly bites his earlobe. He goes stiff, looks surprised, then panicked. She smiles at him, only a flash of disgust shadowing her expression. “Don’t worry, Romeo, your wife is in the women’s room, probably whining about me to Mother.” She laughs at the relief on his handsome face. “Since Mother’s begun to have major problems with Bernard, she’ll change the subject quickly enough.”

“But Bernard loves her, seems to be interested in marrying her. What’s the problem, Sunday?”

She gives him a lazy smile. “I told her to check out one of Bernard’s offshore accounts, particularly the one in Bimini. I told her she might still find a lovely amount of newly transferred money there that just might have resided in her company vaults only last week. It could be gone by now, but the trail will still be there.” Sunday shakes her head, looks sad. “Seems that her wonderful, grand self wasn’t what was important to Bernard.”

“You’ve got to be wrong. Surely she didn’t believe you.”

“She called me a liar, a troublemaker, oh my, any number of nice names, but I know she won’t be able to help herself. She’ll start stewing about it tomorrow or the next day. Then she’ll have her investigator Toby the Leach check it out and Bernard will soon be history. So you see, she’s mad and won’t have the patience to listen to Susan complaining about us.”

“You helped your mother. Why?”

Sunday shrugs, a gallic shrug she perfected when she studied at the Sorbo

“Wait, you know the money’s already gone, don’t you? Or maybe Bernard never did anything wrong and you set him up.”

“You think?”

“You still think Susan and your mother set that maniac on you, don’t you?”

Sunday laughs, gives a little wave to a group of friends. “Let’s just say it’s time for a bit of heart burn for her. I would have made it all up, but the fact is, Bernard’s a crook. I hate crooks.”

“But you didn’t warn her until he’d moved the money.”

“Toby the Leach will find it, never fear.” Sunday looks bored. “Enough of her problems, Damian. I know you’re friends with Bernard. Could it be you had something more going on with him?”

“No!”

“Who cares? I don’t. More power to you if you were working with Bernard trying to steal money from Mother’s coffers. Now, I think it’s best for you if you forget about this. Otherwise, Mother will be furious if she knows you’ve sniffed out her latest mistake.”

“She spoke of marrying Bernard.”

“Now she won’t, will she?” She pauses a beat. “You look very fine in that tux.”

He looks grim. “I’ve got to go, Sunday, I’ll be back, give me five minutes-”

“To call Bernard, to warn him? Now, now, Damian, I would cut my losses if I were you.”

He looks uncertain, knows the jig is up, and that he’s been trapped. He pulls in a deep breath, manages a smile at the beautiful woman in his arms. “All right. Let Bernard roll around in his own swill. You know, Sunday, if Susan can’t get your mother’s sympathy, it means she’ll be moaning to me about you later, accusing you of betraying her.”

“Of course she will.” Sunday shrugs her elegant shoulders, says flippantly, “So seduce her, then she’ll believe anything you say. I don’t suppose she’ll ever consider that you’re the one betraying her, not I.”

His arms tighten around her, his voice lowers to a sexy whisper. “It doesn’t matter. You know it’s not her I want.”

She looks at him, an arched eyebrow raised, a questioning look on her face that lasts and lasts until-

“Clear!”

Mary Lisa’s hip throbbed. She slowly walked off the set and took a pain pill from Lou Lou’s outstretched hand.

“Bad?”

“No, not really. It’s just that Jeff was pushing hard on my hip there for a while.”

“Detective Vasquez was back again this morning, talking to everyone in makeup and wardrobe. I think he’s considering a stalker-gone-violent deal. It’s happened before.”

Mary Lisa sighed. “I guess I’d rather have a nutcase than someone I know who hates me and wants me gone, someone who’s so clever I don’t automatically suspect him or her. I’ll bet Detective Vasquez doesn’t find out anything if he hasn’t by now. He did scare Paulie though. I told him again I didn’t think Paulie has it in him to try to run someone down with a car. He hummed, you know the way he does, but wouldn’t say what he thought.”

“Hey, Mary Lisa, you hanging in there?”

As producer of Born to Be Wild, Clyde Dillard was responsible for monitoring the acting quality, while the four directors were responsible for the camera quality and the “look” of each scene, which sounded a bit strange to people not in the soap business, but worked very well. He lightly touched his fingers to her forearm.

She dredged up a smile and a nod.

“You really pulled off that scene with Damian. And the gown is perfect, not a bruise in sight. Good choice, Mavis.” He nodded to the pixie-faced girl, who was actually pushing forty even though she looked more like fifteen, her eyes bright under a mop of red-streaked black hair. “If you’re okay, Mary Lisa, we’ll finish this scene in five minutes. Oh, yeah, about Paulie. His uncle Tom told me this job is very important to him, it’s all he talks about, all he thinks about. He said to assure you that Paulie really likes you, Mary Lisa, that he wouldn’t hurt a hair on your head-not even on Sunday’s head. He told me Paulie’s frightened of Detective Vasquez. You know as well as I do that Paulie can’t throw a lobster into boiling water. He’s certainly not stalking you, and no way would he run you down.”

Mary Lisa didn’t smile. “I don’t think he is, either, but someone is, Clyde. Detective Vasquez will find out, I hope. As for Paulie, as long as he behaves himself, I’ve got no problem with him.”

“Clyde is such a mushy worm,” Lou Lou said a few moments later to Mary Lisa when Clyde turned to speak to Jeff about a camera angle the director wanted changed.

Not all that mushy. Mary Lisa said, an eyebrow cocked, “What kind of name is Paulie, anyway?”

Clyde turned back, looked thoughtfully at Mary Lisa. “I’d say it’s the name of a kid who’s never grown up. Hmm. Maybe it’s time he did. You know, Mary Lisa, I wish that Detective Vasquez would finish up instead of disrupting everything and dizzying up everyone. It’s playing havoc with the schedule.” He realized then what he’d said, and coughed into his palm. “Of course he needs to find out who tried to hurt…”

He looked acutely uncomfortable and Mary Lisa, no fool, leaped at the opportunity to lobby him. “Hey, Clyde, please speak to Bernie about this plotline with Sunday sleeping with Damian. It’s still not too late to come up with something else. He’s such a sleaze, Clyde -Damian, not Bernie-and Sunday has too high an opinion of herself to sleep with him. She’s not just any bitch, she’s the goddess bitch who would never sleep with a weakling. She despises them. She could tease Damian, sure, make him twist for a while, but actually get naked with him? No way. I don’t think even her desire for revenge against Susan would make her sink so low.”

Clyde shrugged. “It’s a solid story line, pet. Bernie told me sleeping with Damian is only phase one of Sunday’s revenge. He said they’re working on a twist that’ll have everyone slack-jawed for Sweeps Week. The soap fanzines are already stirring things up with all their speculation.”

“Sleeping with Damian will lessen Sunday, maybe forever.”

Clyde ’s sparse gray eyebrows flew up. “Hmmm,” he said, stroking the straggly Vandyke trying to cover his chin. “If I know Bernie, he’s probably whipping lots of stuff into the pot to see what floats to the surface. Okay, okay, I’ll mention it again. He’s the final word, Mary Lisa, no one else, you know that. We’ve all got to trust his instincts. He got us here.” He turned away when one of the actors wanted to ask him about something.