Born To Be Wild

Bless her father for giving her his wonderful voice-melodic, light and dark by turns, always compelling. She remembered how he could always talk her and her sisters out of teenage snits. As if he felt her staring at him, he looked up and smiled. She gave him a thumbs-up. He was dressed in black slacks, a fine white chambray shirt, and an Italian geometric tie. She’d always thought he was the finest-looking Beverly. To the best of her knowledge he’d never strayed from her mother, though he owned one of the largest construction companies in northwestern Oregon and had spent nearly all of his fifty-five years surrounded by women at home, where all her mother’s friends congregated, playing bridge late, she knew, so they could see him when he got home from work. He’d been the only boy in a gaggle of five sisters, and then the father of three girls. His mother, Aurora, had given both her son and her granddaughter her red hair and blue eyes, and her height. And her acting ability as well had come through to Mary Lisa, thank the good Lord. Aurora had never been in a movie or on Broadway, but she’d always acted in local theater productions in Seattle. When Mary Lisa was five years old, her grandmother introduced her to the stage. It had been a love affair since that first magic moment when she’d looked at Bottom lying in mountains of soft greenery with beautiful Titania cooing over him, feeding him peeled grapes. Such a wonderful memory. Monica’s voice brought her back as she answered her father, “Champ Kuldak ready to retire? I don’t think so, Dad. I doubt he’d willingly retire until they bury his carcass. But you’re right, he’s old enough to retire and fish or putter in a garden, whatever old men do. And after all these years, he’s finally vulnerable. I don’t think he’s going to do much. Rest on his record that’s mediocre at best?”

Mary Lisa saw the brief ironic smile play over her father’s face, but he said nothing, only nodded. He turned to look at Mary Lisa. “As you can see, we’ve got lots of excitement going on here. I’m very glad you’re home, honey. It’s been too long and my Porsche is ru

“At least it’s ru

“How embarrassing for you, George,” Kathleen said with a delicate shudder.

“Not at all. I basked in the attention from all of Mary Lisa’s young friends. An old guy like me loves to have a couple of pretty girls smile at him.”

Mary Lisa laughed. “More like a dozen pretty girls, Dad.” She looked up at her sisters and Mark. “When I took him to the gym with me and my friends, I thought some of the women were going to jump him.”

Monica and Kelly beamed, but Kathleen frowned. Her husband said in a light voice, smiling toward his wife, “I tried not to sweat too much.”

Mary Lisa laughed again. “It’s great to see you, too, Dad. Don’t worry about your precious Porsche. I’ll look at it before you go to the office tomorrow morning.” She knew he was probably the only one in this elegant dining room who really loved her, and not only because she was the only one who was his female double in her coloring and body. They had spent so much time together when she was a girl that she could lay tile, set a window, fix a toilet, hang wallpaper with no visible seams, and coax his Porsche into ru

It seemed the only thing her mother had given her was her supercilious eyebrows, which, as it turned out, Sunday Cavendish used often to excellent effect. Monica and Kelly, though, strongly resembled their mother-dark hair and eyes and willowy builds. Except Kelly was streaking her hair now. It was charming and sexy.

George Beverly said to Monica, “I hope you won’t spoil it for us, Monica. I’ve found over the years I rather like seeing both our federal and state governments gridlocked. That way it’s harder for the nincompoops to hurt us.”

Kathleen said, voice sharp, “Your daughter is not a nincompoop.”

Monica opened her mouth and shut it. Mary Lisa knew she wasn’t about to argue with anything her father said because she wanted money from him. Monica wasn’t stupid.

Mark laughed, his eyes on Mary Lisa. “True enough, sir, but at least if she does become a nincompoop, she’ll be the most beautiful of all of them. And Monica is your daughter after all. Maybe she’ll stay above the money-grubbing powermongers.” He continued seamlessly. “Mary Lisa, I haven’t congratulated you yet for all your success on Born to Be Wild. And you won another Emmy. Fabulous. I read in Variety you’re considered something of a phenomenon-the bitchier they make you, the more over-the-top you are, the more popular you become.”

Kathleen raised her now famous eyebrows in an incredulous and pitying look. “You actually read that sleaze, Mark dear?” Mary Lisa found herself studying her expression, and decided it was extraordinarily effective. Sunday should definitely take on that look.

Mark shrugged. “Naturally I’m interested in what Mary Lisa’s doing. But I haven’t quite stooped to buying the soap opera fanzines in the checkout line at the supermarket, except if Mary Lisa’s on the cover.”

Kelly said, “That’s because you never go to the supermarket, Mark. Hey, Mary Lisa, even I didn’t know you were on a cover of Soap Opera Digest last month until Heddy at the beauty shop mentioned it.”

Mary Lisa smiled in acknowledgment, but said nothing. It had been a fun shoot. Nor was she going to tell them that she’d be on one of the weekly covers again this month since she’d won the Emmy-she shared the cover with Bernie. The shoot had been a hoot.

Monica seemed bored as she took a delicate bite of her Caesar salad, frowned at a crouton, and gently shoved it to the side of the salad bowl.

Kathleen said smoothly, “Of course we’re all happy for your success, Mary Lisa. But a soap opera-for heaven’s sake, where did that ridiculous name come from? A soap opera just fills up the day for bored housewives-well, I hope after leaving this part you’ll find some more meaningful parts. Isn’t it difficult to be prancing around like that, dressed like a tart, sleeping with every man in sight?”

Mary Lisa felt her stomach knot, but said easily, blessed humor coming from somewhere, “Goodness, Mother. Why don’t you tell us how you really feel?”

Her father burst into laughter. “Bored housewives? You know, Kathy, in our main office, the TV goes on religiously every day at eleven o’clock with a viewership upwards of a dozen people. We call it our soap brunch hour. And everyone cheers when they see Mary Lisa. I love to watch you, sweetheart, and of course to try to figure out who will end up marrying whom with every new season.”

Mary Lisa nodded. “Too true. An unwritten rule is that the writers give a newly married couple about six months of marital bliss before they start messing with them.”

Kathleen was staring at her husband. “When did you start watching television at your office?”

Her father’s eyebrows went up. “I thought I’d told you, Kathy. The TV arrived the day Mary Lisa first started on Born to Be Wild.”

“A lovely big-screen, Dad?”

“It’s a forty-five-inch,” he said and laughed.

Kelly looked her sister in the eye. “And look what happened when you accepted that part, Mary Lisa. While you were down there, poor Mark was up here, all alone. Except for Monica. Was it six months before Monica messed you two up?”