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"That busboy will no longer be abusive. I have given him an invaluable lesson."
"That he should never be off balance when you're in one of your moods?"
"That he should treat the elderly with respect. If more youngsters respected the elderly, the world would be a far more tranquil place. That has always been the trouble with civilization. Lack of respect for age."
"You're telling me that I should not talk to you like this?"
"You hear what you will hear and I say what I will say. That is what I am telling you."
"I may have to terminate this training because of what happened," Remo said.
"You will do what you will do and I will do what I will do."
"Will you not do what you have done?"
"I will take into account your nervousness over a nothing."
"Were those football players a nothing?"
"If one wants to worry, he will find no shortage of subjects."
Remo threw up his hands. Invincible ignorance was invincible ignorance.
Later, the phone rang. Probably the signal to abort. Of 10 alerts a year, if Remo went into action once, it was a lot.
"Yes," said Remo.
"Nine o'clock tonight in the casino. Your mother will be there," said the voice. And then the receiver clicked down.
"What the hell?" Remo said questioningly.
"Did you say something?"
"I said a bunch of idiots are acting pretty peculiar."
"The American way," said Chiun happily.
Remo did not answer.
CHAPTER FIVE
The casino was like a large living room with anxious muffled sounds and subdued lighting. Remo arrived at 9 p.m. He had checked his watch 45 minutes earlier and was checking to see how close he could come to approximating minutes. Forty-five minutes was perfect because it came to exactly three short times, the units of tune upon which Remo had built his judgment.
He looked at the second hand of his watch when he entered the casino. He was 15 seconds off. Which was good. Not up to Chiun, but still good.
Remo wore a dark double-breasted suit with a light blue shirt and dark blue tie. His shirt cuffs were double buttoned. He never wore cufflinks since extraneous metal hanging from his wrist by threads could never be controlled.
"Where are the smallest bets allowed?" Remo asked a tuxedoed Puerto Rican whose aplomb showed he worked there.
"Roulette," said the man, pointing to two tables along a wall, surrounded by a gaggle of people identical to the other gaggles of people surrounding other tables. Remo moved easily through the crowd, spotting a pickpocket at work, and casually grading his technique. His moves were too jerky; he was barely adequate.
His ears picked up an argument over the size of bets and he was fairly certain by its nature that Dr. Smith was in it.
"Minimum bet is one dollar sir," repeated the croupier.
"Now I purchased these 25 cent chips and you sold them to me, thus making a mutual contract. Your sale of ' a 25 cent chip commits you to allowing 25 cent bets."
"At times we do. But now we do not, sir. The minimum bet is one dollar."
"Outrageous. Let me speak to the manager."
There was a small whispered conference of the two casino men at the table.
Finally, one said, "If you wish, sir, you may cash in your chips now. Or, if you still insist, you may bet 25 cent chips."
"All right," said the bitter faced man. "Go ahead."
"Are you going to make your wager now?"
"No," said the man, "I want to see first how the table is ru
"Yes sir," said the croupier, called all bets and spun the wheel.
"Good evening, sir," said Remo, leaning over Dr. Smith and brushing his jacket ever so gently. "Losing?"
"No, I'm seventy five cents ahead. Wouldn't you know that as soon as someone starts to score on them, they try to change the rules?"
"How long have you been here?"
"An hour."
"Oh." Remo pretended to take from his pocket the wad of bills he had just extracted from Dr. Smith's pocket. He glanced through it. There was more than two thousand dollars. Remo bought mounds and mounds of $25 chips. Two thousand dollars worth. He blanketed the table with them.
"What are you doing?" demanded Dr. Smith.
"Betting," Remo said.
The ball bounced and spun and clinked to a hard stop. The croupiers almost instantly began collecting chips and paying off bets. Remo almost broke even.
And again he spread out his money in bets. He did this five more tunes as he saw the controlled anger well in Dr. Smith. Since Remo was obviously a lunatic, the croupiers did not enforce the house limit of $25 a number on him. So on the sixth roll, Remo had $100 on number 23 when it came out, and he collected $3,500 on the bet.
He cashed in his chips and left with Dr. Smith behind him. They entered the hotel's night club where the noise would be loud and where, if they sat up front and faced the noise, they could talk without being overhead. Talking into noise provided an excellent sound seal.
When they were seated, to all eyes apparently watching the bouncing breasts bathed in neon and incredible metallic costumes, Dr. Smith said:
"You gave that man a $100 tip. A one hundred dollar tip. Whose money did you think you were betting?"
"Oh," Remo said, "I damn near forgot." He took the roll of bills from his pocket, and counted off $2,000. "It was your money," he said. "Here."
Smith patted his pocket, felt it empty, and took the money without further comment. He changed the subject.
"You're probably wondering why I am meeting you directly, without setting breaks in the chain."
Remo had been wondering just that. His original go was to be an advertisement in the morning paper, whereupon he would catch a flight to Ke
A wallet would be handed out from one of the toilet stalls. He would check the wallet to make sure the seal on it was still intact. If it wasn't, he would kill the man in the stall. But if the seal was not broken, he would exchange his current wallet, and leave without ever letting the man see his face. Then he would open the new wallet and not only get his new identity, but also the meeting place with Smith.
This was the first time Smith had ever contacted him directly.
"Yes, I was wondering."
"Well, we don't have time to discuss it. You will meet a Chinese woman at Dorval Airport in Montreal. Your cover will be that you are her bodyguard, assigned by the United States Secret Service. You will stay with her as she looks for a General Liu. You will help her find him, if you can. There are only six days left to do it. When Genera! Liu is found, you will stay with him and protect his life also, until both of them return safely to China."
"And?"
"And what?"
"What is my assignment?"
"That is your assignment."
"But I'm not trained as a bodyguard. That's not my function."
"I know."
"But you were the one who stressed that I should only fulfill my function. If I wanted to do something else for the government, you suggested that I volunteer to help collect garbage. That's what you said."
"I know."
"Doctor Smith, this whole thing is stupid. Incompetent."
"In a way, yes."
"In what way, no?"
"In the small distance we are from having the begi
"That's no reason to switch my function."
"That's not your decision."
"It's one goddam beaut of a way to get me killed."
Smith ignored him. "And one more thing."
"What else?"
The trumpet blare ceased as a new act with soft music floated onto the stage in another aspect of undress. The two men at the table stared forward, silent, until the blaring resumed.