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I pushed the door all the way open and made an illegal entry a crooked accountant would have been proud of. For a moment I just stood there, glowing, radiant. Then I closed the door and locked the locks. I couldn’t do anything about the bolt I’d sawed through, but I did take a moment to restore the chain bolt.
Then I set out to explore the house.
There’s absolutely nothing like it.
Forget everything I said to Ray Kirschma
I’m not proud of this. I could spout a lot of bilge about the criminal being the true existential hero of our times, but what for? I don’t buy it myself. I’m not nuts about criminals and one of the worst things about prison was having to associate with them. I’d prefer to live as an honest man among honest men, but I haven’t yet found an honest pursuit that lets me feel this way. I wish there were a moral equivalent of larceny, but there isn’t. I’m a born thief and I love it.
I made my way through a butler’s pantry and an enormous brick-floored kitchen, crossing a hallway to the formal living room. The light I’d noted from the street cast a warm glow over the room. It was a noteworthy object in and of itself, a leaded-glass dragonfly lamp by Tiffany. I’d last seen one in an antique shop on upper Madison Avenue with a $1,500 tag on it, and that was a few years ago.
But I hadn’t come all the way to Queens to steal furniture. I’d come with a very specific purpose, and I didn’t really need to be in the living room at all. I didn’t have to take inventory, but old habits die hard, and I could hardly avoid it.
The lamp made it easy, saving me the trouble of using my flashlight. There was a timer so that it would turn itself off during daylight hours and resume its vigil at dusk, burning bravely until dawn, a
Considerate of them, I thought, to leave a light for the burglar.
The lamp was perched on an ornamental French kneehole desk. Four of the desk’s six drawers were fakes, but one of the others held a Patek Philippe pocket watch with a hunting scene engraved on its case.
I closed the drawer without disturbing the watch.
The dining room was worth a look. A sideboard absolutely loaded with silver, including two complete sets of sterling tableware and a ton of hallmarked Georgian serving pieces. No end of fine porcelain and crystal.
I left everything undisturbed.
The library, also on the ground floor, was a room I would have gladly called my own. It measured perhaps twelve by twenty feet, with a glorious Kerman carpet covering most of the buffed parquet floor. Custom-built bookshelves of limed English oak lined two walls. In the middle of the room, centered beneath a fruited Tiffany shade, stood a tournament-size pool table. At the room’s far end, twin portraits of Arkwright ancestors in gilded oval frames looked down in solemn approbation.
A pair of wall racks, one holding cue sticks, the other a locked cabinet that displayed sporting rifles and shotguns. A couple of overstuffed leather chairs. An elaborate bar, the crystal glassware etched with game birds in flight. Enough liquor in one form or another to float a fair-sized cabin cruiser, plus decanters of sherry and port and brandy placed at convenient intervals about the room. A smoker’s stand, mahogany, with a few dozen briar pipes and two cased meerschaums. A cedar cabinet of Havanas. A whole room of brass and wood and leather, and I yearned to nail the door shut and pour myself a stiff Armagnac and stay there forever.
Instead I sca
I took one book from the shelves. It was bound in green cloth and not much larger than an ordinary paperback. I opened it and read the flowing inscription on the flyleaf. I paged through it, closed it, and put it back on the shelf.
I left the library as I’d found it.
The stairs were dark. I used my flashlight, went up and down the staircase three times. There was one board that creaked and I made sure I knew which one it was. Fourth from the top.
The others were comfortingly silent.
Twin beds in the master bedroom, each with its own bedside table. His and hers closets. His ran to Brooks Brothers suits and cordovan shoes. I especially liked one navy suit with a muted stripe. It wasn’t that different from the one I was wearing. Her closet was full of dresses and furs, including one Ray’s wife would have salivated over. Good labels in everything. A drawer in the dressing table-French Provincial, white enamel, gold trim-held a lot of jewelry. A cocktail ring caught my eye, a stylish little item with a large marquise-cut ruby surrounded by seed pearls.
There was some cash in the top drawer of one of the bedside tables, a couple hundred dollars in tens and twenties. In the other table I found a bank-book-eighteen hundred dollars in a savings account in the name of Elfrida Grantham Arkwright.
I didn’t take any of these things. I didn’t take the Fabergé eggs from the top of the chest of drawers, or the platinum cuff links and tie bar, or any of the wristwatches, or, indeed, anything at all.
In Jesse Arkwright’s study, all the way at the rear of the house’s second floor, I found a whole batch of bankbooks. Seven of them, secured by a rubber band, shared the upper right drawer of his desk with postage stamps and account ledgers and miscellaneous debris. The savings accounts all had sizable balances and the quick mental total I ran came to a little better than sixty thousand dollars.
I’ll tell you. It gave me pause.
I once knew a fellow who’d been tossing an apartment in Murray Hill, filling a pillowcase with jewelry and silver, when he came across a bankbook with a balance in five figures. Clever lad that he was, he promptly turned his pillowcase inside out and put everything back where he’d found it. He left the premises looking as though he’d never visited them in the first place, taking nothing but that precious bankbook. That way the residents wouldn’t know they’d been burgled, and wouldn’t miss the bankbook, and he could drain their account before they suspected a thing.
Ah, the best-laid plans. He presented himself at the teller’s window the very next morning, withdrawal slip in hand and bankbook at the ready. It was a small withdrawal-he was merely testing the waters-but that particular teller happened to know that particular depositor by sight, and the next thing the chap knew he was doing a medium-long bit in Da
So much for bankbooks.
So much, too, for a double handful of Krugerrands, those large gold coins the South Africans stamp out for people who want to invest in the yellow metal. I like gold-what’s not to like?-but they were in a drawer with a handgun, and I dislike guns at least as much as I like gold. The ones in the library were for show, at least. This one was here for shooting burglars.