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“Randy, you just don’t understand.”
“You’re dead right about that. I figured you knew what you were by now. Aren’t you a little old for a sexual-identity crisis?”
“Dammit, Randy-”
“Dammit is right. Dammit is definitely right. I thought I recognized Bernie’s voice on the telephone. And I was struck tongue-tied. After I hung up I told myself it was probably i
“Will you please listen to me?”
“No, you listen to me, you little shit. What I said was, well, screw it, Miranda, you’ve got a key, so go over and join the two of them and see how silly you’re being, or maybe you’ll get lucky and Carolyn’ll be alone and you can have some laughs and patch things up, and-God damn you, Carolyn. Here’s your set of keys, bitch. I won’t walk in on you two again. Count on it.”
“Randy, I-”
“I said here’s your keys. And I think you have my keys, Carolyn, and I’d like them back. Now, if you don’t mind.”
We tried to say something but it was pointless. There was nothing she wanted to hear. She gave back Carolyn’s keys and pocketed her own and stormed out, slamming the door hard enough to rattle the dishes on the kitchen table, stamping her way down the hall, slamming the vestibule door on her way out of the building.
Carolyn and I just stood there looking at each other. Ubi had gone to hide under the bed. Archie stood up on the chair and let out a tentative yowl. After a couple of minutes Carolyn went over to the door and set about locking the locks.
CHAPTER Fourteen
The Personal ads were on the penultimate page of the second section of the Times, along with the shipping news and a few other high-priority items. Ours was the third listing, following a plea for information from the parents of a fourteen-year-old runaway.
I read our ad three or four times and decided that it did its job efficiently enough. It hadn’t brought any response yet, but it was still early; Carolyn had awakened at dawn and gone for the paper as soon as she’d fed the cats. At this hour our presumably interested parties might well be snug in their beds. If, like me and Carolyn, they were already warming themselves over morning coffee, they’d still have the whole paper to wade through before they got to the Personals. True, it was a Saturday. The daily Times has added on feature sections in recent years, padding itself like a bear preparing to hibernate, but the Saturday paper remains fashionably slender. On the other hand, a good many people take a break from the Times on Saturdays, readying themselves for the onslaught of the enormous Sunday paper, so it was possible our prospective customers would never pick up the paper at all. The ad was set to run for a week, but now that I looked at it, a few lines of type on a remote back page, I wasn’t too cocky about the whole thing. We couldn’t really count on it, I decided, and it would be advisable to draft a backup plan as soon as possible.
“Oh, wow. I’m glad I went out for the paper, Bernie.”
“So am I,” I said. “I just hope you’re not the only person who took the trouble.”
She had the first section and she was pointing to something. “You’d better read this,” she said.
I took it and read it. A few inches of copy on one of the back pages, out of place among the scraps of international news but for its faintly international flavor. Bernard Rhodenbarr, I read, the convicted burglar currently sought by police investigating the slaying Thursday of Madeleine Porlock in her East Side apartment, had narrowly escaped apprehension the previous night. Surprised by an alert police officer while attempting to break into Barnegat Books on East Eleventh Street, Rhodenbarr whipped out a pistol and exchanged shots with the policeman. The officer, I read, suffered a flesh wound in the foot and was treated at St. Vincent ’s Hospital and released. The burglar-turned-gunman, owner of the store in question, had escaped on foot, apparently uninjured.
As an afterthought, the last paragraph mentioned that Rhodenbarr had disguised himself for the occasion by do
“The Sikh,” I told Carolyn. “Well, that’s one person who hasn’t got the book, or he wouldn’t have been trying to break into the store to search for it. I wonder if it was him you spotted watching the store yesterday.”
“Maybe.”
“The tabloids’ll probably give this more of a play. They like irony, and what’s more ironic than a burglar caught breaking into his own place? They should only know how ironic it is.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, the cop could have arrested the Sikh. That wouldn’t have cleared me on the murder rap but at least they wouldn’t be after me for this, too. Or the Sikh could have been a worse shot, so I wouldn’t be charged with shooting a cop. Wounding a police officer is a more serious crime than murdering a civilian, at least as far as the cops are concerned. Or, if he had to shoot him, the Sikh could have killed young Mr. Rockland. Then he wouldn’t have been able to tell them I was the one who did it.”
“You wouldn’t really want the policeman dead, Bernie.”
“No. With my luck he’d live long enough to tell a brother officer who shot him. Then I’d be a cop killer. What if Randy sees this? She must have missed the first story, or at least she never co
“She never looks at the Times. ”
“It’ll be in the other papers, too.”
“She probably won’t read them, either. I don’t even know if she knows your last name.”
“She must.”
“Maybe.”
“Would she call the cops?”
“She’s a good person, Bernie. She’s not a fink.”
“She’s also jealous. She thinks-”
“I know what she thinks. She must be a lunatic to think it, but I know what she thinks.”
“She could decide to give the cops an anonymous tip. She could tell herself it was for your own good, Carolyn.”
“Shit.” She gnawed a thumbnail. “You figure it’s not safe here anymore?”
“I don’t know.”
“But the phone’s here. And the number’s in the paper, and how are we going to answer it from a distance?”
“Who’s going to call, anyway?”
“Rudyard Whelkin.”
“He killed Madeleine Porlock Thursday night. I’ll bet he took a cab straight to Ke
“Without the book?”
I shrugged.
“And the Sikh might call. What happened to his five hundred dollars?”
“You figure he’ll call so he can ask me that question?”
“No, I’m asking it, Bern. You had the money on you when Madeleine Porlock drugged you, right?”
“Right.”
“And it was gone when you came to.”
“Right again.”
“So what happened to it?”
“She took it. Oh. What happened to it after she took it?”
“Yeah. Where did it go? You went through her things last night. It wasn’t stashed with the book, was it?”
“It wasn’t stashed anywhere. Nowhere that I looked, that is. I suppose the killer took it along with him.”
“Wouldn’t he leave it?”
“Why leave money? Money’s money, Carolyn.”
“There’s always stories about killings in the paper, and they say the police ruled out robbery as a motive because the victim had a large sum of cash on his person.”
“That’s organized crime. They want people to know why they killed somebody. They’ll even plant money on a person so the police will rule out robbery. Either the killer took the money this time or Porlock found a hiding place that didn’t occur to me. Or some cop picked it up when no one was looking. That’s been known to happen.”