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“Maybe you could let him sniff a sample of Gully Fairborn’s handwriting.”
“Or a purple envelope. I know how cute you are, an’ I had a couple of uniforms go through her files lookin’ for anything purple. Perfect place to hide ’em, just stick ’em in the wrong file.”
“Like ‘The Purloined Letter,’” Carolyn said.
“Whatever. Purloin or sirloin, they came up empty. But we didn’t rip the desk apart, or the refrigerator door, so you coulda double-dipped back into Landau’s place an’ found some tricky spot to leave everything. Only thing, the apartment’s sealed off now as a crime scene. You can’t get in.”
“I don’t need to.”
“Good,” he said. “So it’s somewhere else, somewhere you can get to.”
“I’d say so.”
“An’ where I can’t.”
“Not without creating a disruption,” I said, “and attracting more attention than you’d be comfortable with.”
“An’ who wants that?” He shrugged. “Okay, Bern. We’ll play it your way for now. Take your time, but not too much of it, huh? There’s a lot of heat, what with a dame bumped off who’s supposed to be kind of prominent, even if nobody I know ever heard of her. You wouldn’t happen to know who knocked her off, would you?”
“If all this has been an elaborate buildup…”
“Naw, I know you didn’t kill her. But you beat us to the crime scene, so you might have seen somethin’ that gave you an idea. An’ even if you didn’t, you got a knack for steppin’ on your dick an’ coming up smellin’ like a daffodil. One minute you’re under arrest, an’ the next minute you’re tellin’ a roomful of people who the real killer is.”
“Well, I’m glad this room’s not full of people,” I said, “because for a change I’d be tongue-tied.”
“That straight, Bern?”
“Absolutely. I haven’t got a clue.”
“But you might come up with somethin’,” he said. “It wouldn’t be the first time. If you do, you know where to bring it.”
“Sure, Ray. We’re partners.”
“You bet we are, Bernie. We generally do all right together, don’t we? An’ I got a good feelin’ about this one. I think we’re go
“I never had a chance, Ray.”
“Maybe that’s the answer. You’re a lot less of a pain in the neck when you don’t open your mouth.”
“Gee,” she said, “I wonder if it’d work for you?”
“See? The minute you got that mouth ru
“Huh?”
“You look different,” he said. “Most of the time you look like a dog gettin’ ready to bite somebody.”
“And now I look like a poodle that’s just had a wash and set.”
“More like a fluffy little cocker spaniel,” he said. “Softer an’ gentler, you know?” He opened the door. “Whatever you’re doin’, keep doin’ it. That’s my advice.”
CHAPTER Ten
“Whatever you’re doin’,” she growled, “keep doin’ it. Words of advice from the founder of the Raymond Kirschma
“You know Ray.”
“I do,” she said, “and I never cease to regret it. Daffodils don’t have any odor, Bern, so how are you go
“Because of what he said about daffodils?”
“Because of what he said about me. He noticed, Bern. He doesn’t know what he noticed, but he noticed it all the same.”
“It’s the longer hair,” I said.
“That’s just part of it. It’s the clothes, too. Look at this blouse.”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“Could you wear it?”
“Well,” I said, “no, not really. But I’m a guy, Carolyn.”
“And it’s too feminine, right?”
“Well, yeah.”
“It’s happening, Bern. I’m turning femme. Look at my nails, will you?”
“What’s the matter with them?”
“Just look at them.”
“So?”
“They look the same to you?”
“They’re trimmed short,” I said, “and there’s no polish on them, at least as far as I can see. Unless you’ve got some of that colorless polish on to protect them.” She shook her head. “Then as far as I can tell,” I said, “they’re the same.”
“Right.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“The problem,” she said, “is inside.”
“Under the nails?”
“Under the skin, Bern. They’re the same as ever, but for the first time ever they don’t look right. To me, I mean. They look short.”
“They are short. Same as always.”
“Up to now,” she said, “they didn’t look short to me. They just looked right. Now I look at them, and they look too short. Unattractively short.”
“Oh.”
“Like they ought to be longer.”
“Oh.”
“Like my hair.”
“Oh.”
“You see what’s happening, Bern?”
“I think so, yeah.”
“It’s Erica,” she said. “She’s turning me into a Barbie Doll. What’s next, will you tell me that? Painted toenails? Pierced ears? Bern, you’ll be sleeping with a teddy and I’ll be sleeping in one. Rats.”
“Well, you still use strong language.”
“For now. Next thing you know I’ll be saying ‘Mice.’ Bern, I thought you didn’t take the letters.”
“I didn’t.”
“How’d you get your prints on the envelope?”
“That’s how I found out Landau’s room number. Remember? I pretended to find an envelope with her name on it…”
“And the clerk put it in her box. You just happened to pick a purple envelope?”
“I wanted something distinctive. I knew Fairborn always used purple envelopes, and, well…”
“What was in the envelope?”
“Just a piece of blank paper.”
“Purple paper?”
“What else?”
“What were you trying to do, give her a heart attack? She gets the letter, she thinks it’s from him, and then it’s blank. If I were her, I’d figure I just got a death threat from a man of few words.”
“What I sort of figured,” I said, “is she wouldn’t get the envelope until I’d gotten away with the letters, and then she’d think Fairborn was going nyah nyah nyah at her.”
“That’s what you figured, huh?”
“Well, sort of.”
“And this was on Perrier, right?”
“Carolyn…”
“So you really don’t know where they are?”
“Haven’t a clue.”
“Did you talk to the woman who started the whole thing?”
“Alice Cottrell?” I reached for the phone. “I tried her earlier, but she didn’t answer… Still no answer.”
“I’m surprised she hasn’t tried to reach you.”
“So am I, now that you mention it. I’ll try her again later.”
“And your partnership with Ray…”
“Is a fifty-fifty deal,” I said. “Every bit as even as Steven. But we don’t have anything to sell, and the best offer so far is from a guy who’ll reimburse me for the cost of making photocopies. So there’s not going to be anything to divide. Unless…”
“Unless what?”
“Unless I’m wrong,” I said. “We’ll see. I wonder what Marty wants.”
I was still wondering after she headed back to the Poodle Factory, but I had a stream of visitors to keep me distracted. First through the door was Mary Mason, who I swear buys books from me as an excuse to visit my cat. She made her usual fuss over him, and as usual he took it as his due. Then he hopped onto a high shelf and curled up next to a boxed volume of the letters of Thomas Love Peacock, which I’m afraid I’ll own as long as I own the store. I sold Miss Mason reading copies of two or three mysteries-cozies, you’ll be astonished to learn-and while I was ringing the sale a man came in on crutches and wanted to know how to find Grace Church.
It’s just around the corner on Broadway, and a lot easier to get to than Lourdes. I pointed him in the right direction. He hobbled off, and in came my friend with the long face and the tan beret and the silver beard, smiling wistfully and smelling pleasantly of whiskey. He found his way to the poetry section and got down to the serious business of browsing.
A young woman in bib overalls wanted to know what time it was, and I told her, and a Senegalese, very tall and impossibly thin, wanted to sell me some Rolex watches and Prada handbags. They were, he assured me, genuine fakes, and represented an excellent business opportunity for me. I explained that I was ru