The Canceled Czech

A wonderful people, the Czechs, I thought. And I thought again, for perhaps the hundredth time, what a shame it would be to deprive them of the pleasure of hanging Janos Kotacek.

Chapter 4

I didn’t begin looking for Neuma

Whatever effect socialism may have upon the stigmata of national origin, Pisek very definitely had a German neighborhood. You could not mistake it. The signs of business establishments were all in that language, and nine out of ten street conversations were conducted in it. Here, I felt, they were more likely to know Neuma

The butcher said, “Neuma

He gave me no chance to answer the question. “Ahah! But your business is not with Kurt at all, is it?” He wiped his fat hands on his apron. “The daughter, eh? Oh, they come from far to see that one. And who can blame them?”

“Well, I… you know her?”

“Don’t be shy. And who doesn’t know Neuma

When I rang Neuma

He was certainly no more than four and a half feet tall. His head was large, with straight black hair combed to the side in a partially successful attempt to hide a large bald spot. His complexion was dark, his teeth pointed and yellow.

“Herr Neuma

“Ja?”

“Heinz Moll told me to see you on a matter of the most urgent importance.” I looked around furtively, a needless precaution, as I had already made reasonably certain that no one was following me. “May I come inside?”

He snapped erect and tried to click his heels together. The effect was lost. One of his thin legs was shorter than the other and ended in a clubfoot encased in a built-up shoe. It did not lend itself to the military bearing he was trying to project.

“You will follow me,” he said.

I followed him. The sitting room where he took me was clean and comfortable, furnished with an over-stuffed sofa and matching chairs, a small upright piano, dark draperies, and a worn imitation Oriental rug. He motioned me to the couch, closed the drapes, and sat down in one of the chairs.

“I suppose you wish to get out of the country,” he said. “You are too young to have served the Fuehrer, no? No matter. It is not easy to move a man out of Czechoslovakia. This filthy police state. Between the Slavs and the Jews, a decent German has little freedom these days. But it can be done, a man can be moved across any border. And, in the meantime, you will be safe here.”

“I don’t want to escape from Czechoslovakia.”

“Oh? That is unusual.”

“I am here illegally, with the police searching for me. My mission is here, in Czechoslovakia. In Prague.”

“Most unusual.”

“You know of Janos Kotacek?”

“The Slovak? The papers have been full of it. The fool returned here and was captured.”

“He did not return. He was kidnapped in Portugal.”

“The swine!”

“Yes. It is my task to rescue him from his captors.”

“You alone?”

“Yes.”

He nodded thoughtfully. “It is a noble task,” he said. He got to his feet, took one of a pair of crossed dueling sabers from the wall over the piano. “Of course, Kotacek is a Slovak. A Slav. He is in no sense a German. But one ca

“He is an important man.”

“No doubt.” Neuma

“Of course.”

“Though there will be no need to sterilize Kotacek himself, I suppose. He must be very old.”

“And an invalid.”

“Ah. And it is very important for him to be rescued?”

“It is vital.”

“Your name?”

“Ta

His brow furrowed. “That is an unusual name for a German. You are not a Slovak yourself, are you?”

“I am German. But I was born in America and have always lived there.”

He nodded solemnly. “Then we can understand each other, you and I. To live in a foreign land and long for the glory of one’s true home. We Sudeten Germans were forgotten for years until the Fuehrer spoke out for us. No doubt it is the same with our countrymen in America. Forced to live among inferiors, forced to see pure Aryan blood polluted by Jews and Slavs, separated unfairly from one’s homeland.”

He returned the saber to its place on the wall. “How is it for those of us in America?”

“Bad.”

“Ah, but it is bad everywhere. I read an article in an American magazine once. I wonder if there was any truth in it?”

“What did it say?”

“That the Fuehrer is alive and living in Argentina. I suppose it is a lie, but one wonders.”

“One may always hope.”

He straightened up again. “You speak wise words. One can always hope. No man who has served as such an inspiration, as a force for the salvation of Germany, as a leader in the struggle for the development of a finer, purer race, no such man is ever truly dead.” His right hand leaped up and out; his clubfoot snapped against his good foot. “Heil Hitler!”

I echoed his words.

For the next hour or so Neuma

“There is food for thought there,” he said. “One can readily detect the Jewish cleverness behind the mask of Oriental inscrutability. If the Japanese are the Germans of the Orient, then surely the Chinese are the Orient’s Jews. Don’t you agree, Herr Ta