Swimming To Catalina

“I guess not; now explain yourself.”

“It started like this: Sturmack’s old man, whose name was Morris, or Moe, was Meyer Lansky’s right-hand man for thirty years.”

“No kidding?”

“Absolutely no fucking kidding. Word is, he sent son David to law school both to make him respectable and to make him useful.”

“And he was useful?”

“You better believe he was. His specialty was the mob co

“How do you know all this, Bill?”

“I know everything about everybody; didn’t you know that?”

“Come on, tell me how you know.”

“I once had a client who was in business with him, who murmured a word about him from time to time. He enjoyed telling stories about the old days. The guy died earlier this year, but apparently he had mentioned me to Sturmack. That’s how he knew who to call about you. Now I’ve got a question for you.”

“Okay, shoot.”

“How the hell did you impress Sturmack so much in so short a time? I mean, I know you a lot better than he does, andI’m not all that impressed.”

“Thanks. The whole thing is a mystery to me. The only person Sturmack and I have in common is Vance Calder, and Calder and I have never had any dealings.”

“Maybe not, but Calder probably heard a lot about you on the pillow.”

“He did say that Arrington had told him a lot about me, but still…”

“Well, I think you ought to grab the opportunity, pal, and we’ll back you up over here, but the name of Woodman and Weld is never going to appear on any piece of paper that goes from here to you to Sturmack. Do we understand each other?”

“Yeah, but I haven’t taken him on yet. He seems like the kind of guy who might tend to monopolize my time; right now I have a lot of independence, but if I find myself working full time for him, then I’m no longer self-employed.”

“I get your drift, and you’re smart to think that way.”

“Something else that bothers me: he says he does some, not a lot, of business in New York-some real estate, a couple of restaurants-but he also says his present lawyers billed over a million a year from him. That doesn’t quite add up, does it?”

“No, it doesn’t; if he’s spending a million a year on lawyers, he’s either doing alot of business in the city, or he’s in a lot of trouble here. I’d raise the question, if I were you.”

“I will. He also says that I’ll have investment opportunities in my dealings with him.”

“I’d be real careful about that, boy; you’re liable to end up in front of a grand jury or a congressional committee. Whatever the investment is, makesure it’s squeaky clean.”

“Well, I don’t know yet if I’m even going to take him on. What kind of name is Sturmack, anyway?”

“He’s a Swedish Jew, if you can believe that.”

“I guess there are Jews everywhere. Why not Swedish?”

“Why not indeed. The way I hear it, Sturmack’s grandfather was a big wholesale fish dealer in Stockholm, and his son, Moe, got into big trouble, maybe even killed somebody, and had to flee the country. He ended up in New York, and through some family co

“By the way, there was another guy at di

“He’s a banker, that’s all I know; straight arrow, I’m told.”

“Fu

“Stone, you were a cop too long. Not everybody with an Italian name is mobbed up.”

“Yeah, I know.”

“Now tell me, what are you doing in L.A.?”

“Oh, I’m doing a part in a movie.”

“You’rewhat? ”

“I had a screen test yesterday, and I passed. I’m apparently the town’s hottest new discovery.”

“Okay, you’re obviously not going to tell me what’s going on, so I’ll go now.”

“I kid you not, Bill,” Stone said, but Eggers had already hung up.

Stone had a shower and ordered some breakfast, and when the waiter arrived, Stone noticed a fat envelope on the living room coffee table. He opened it and found a script. Well, he had some work to do, he thought.

He went over his lines for the next hour, then the phone rang.

“Hello?”

“Stone Barrington?”

“Yes.”

“I’m Bobby Routon; I’m doing the costumes forOut of Court. ”

“Right; how are you?”

“Harried. Listen, the wardrobe department at Centurion isn’t up to dressing this lawyer you’re playing-not on short notice, anyway, so we’ve got to get you some duds.”

“Okay.”

“Whose suits and shirts do you normally wear?”

“Ralph Lauren’s suits, Purple Label, when I can afford them, and Turnbull and Asser shirts.”

“Yeah, they’ve got the shirts at Neiman’s. What about size?”

“I’m a perfect 42 long in a suit; they only have to fix the trouser bottoms.”

“What size shirt?”

“16. The T and A sleeve lengths are all the same.”

“Shoe size?”

“10 D.”

“Got it. I’ll have some stuff for a fitting when you get to the studio at eleven. You’re furnishing your own underwear, and remember, you might get hit by a streetcar, so don’t embarrass your mother.”

Stone laughed. “See you at eleven.” He hung up. “Jesus,” he said aloud, “I guess I’m not in Kansas anymore.”

10

Stone arrived at Centurion Studios, and this time the guard at the gate had his name. He was given a parking pass markedVIP and directed to Stage Twelve. Following his route of the day before, he found his way to the huge building and slipped the Mercedes convertible into a VIP-reserved spot. A young man in his early twenties was standing at the stage door.

“Stone Barrington?”

“That’s me.”

“I’m Tim Corbin, assistant production manager; I’ll get you oriented, then I’ll take you to wardrobe and makeup. Follow me.” He led the way around a corner into a street between soundstages, dug a key out of his pocket, and unlocked a medium-sized recreational vehicle. “This is number twenty-one; it’s yours for the duration.”

Stone followed Corbin inside. There was a living room, a bedroom, a kitchenette, a toilet, and a small room with a desk, a phone, and a fax machine. The refrigerator was stocked with mineral water, juices, and fruit. “Very nice,” he said.

“It’s a cut above what a featured player usually gets,” Corbin said. “You been sleeping with the director?”

“He’s not my type.”

“This is where you’ll hang out when they’re not using you. Unless you’re told different, you’re expected to be on the lot from eightA.M. until sixP.M., and if you haven’t been told to be on the set, this is where they’ll always look for you. You’ve got a phone line and a fax machine with its own line. By the way, the keys are in the ignition, but don’t ever ever crank it up and move it; that’s a Teamster’s job, and we don’t want to a

“Certainly not.”

“You’re going to find that a lot of stuff on the set gets done by union guys, so don’t ever move any furniture, or even a prop, unless it’s called for in a scene, okay?”

“Okay.”

“When in doubt, ask me.”

“Okay, Tim.”

“Now let’s get you to wardrobe.” He led Stone to a golf cart and drove quickly to another building.

Bobby Routon greeted him, sticking out a hand. He was short, plump, and gay. “Hey, Stone,” he said. “I think we got you togged out.” He grabbed a suit off a rack, and Stone slipped into the trousers and coat. “You were right, a perfect forty-two long.” He pi