Gold Coast

I asked for a certain Bordeaux that I knew would go well with everything we ordered. I did this without consulting the wine list. That's my little restaurant gimmick, and people are usually impressed. Frank and A

Susan smilingly explained to the Bellarosas that they might not get precisely what they ordered, or in fact anything they ordered. They didn't find this as amusing as our peers usually do, who are used to the eccentricities of old clubs.

Susan ended her story by saying, "If we're lucky, Richard will bring the wrong wine with the wrong food and it might go well together." The Bellarosas seemed confused and incredulous. Frank demanded, "Why don't they fire the guy?"

I explained that the members would not permit the firing of an old employee. Frank seemed to comprehend that, being an employer, a padrone, the don, a man who rewards loyalty. I asked him, "You wouldn't fire someone who got too old for the job, would you?"

He replied with a smile, "I guess not, but I never knew nobody in my business who got too old." He laughed, and even I smiled. Susan chuckled, but A

Three of us laughed. A

The appetizers came, two right, two wrong.

And so we dined, the Sutters and the Bellarosas. I was relaxed knowing that no one was going to be shot at our table. Susan was relaxed as well, unafraid, as I indicated, of social ostracism, but more than that, she was having a good time. In truth, the Bellarosas were more interesting than the Vandermeers, for instance, and certainly fu

People around us seemed jealous that we were actually having a good time. The entrees came, one right, three wrong, but by this time no one cared. Susan had taken to calling me consigliere, which Frank found fu

Richard tried a few times to take away Frank's green salad, which had been untouched. But Frank told him to leave it, and the next time Richard reached for it, Frank grabbed his wrist. "Look, pal," said Bellarosa, "I said leave the fucking salad alone."

This sort of stopped the action for a few seconds. Richard backed off, almost bowing as he rubbed his wrist. I was glad for this little incident, for it assured me that Frank Bellarosa was who and what Alphonse Ferragamo said he was. And like most sociopaths, Mr Bellarosa had a short fuse and was liable to go from laughing to explosive violence in about one second. Even Susan, I saw, who found Bellarosa charming, interesting, and all that, was a bit taken aback. Frank realized he should not have bared his fangs in human company and explained with a wave of the hand, "Italians eat their salad after the main course. Cleans the palate. I guess that guy didn't know that."

I guess he does now, Frank.

Frank ate his salad.

After about fifteen minutes, everybody forgot or made believe they forgot that Frank had forgotten his ma

The meal ended happily, without bloodshed or further incident, except that Frank insisted on paying even after I explained that no money could be used in the club. Finally, frustrated in his attempt to make amends with me, he shoved some bills in Richard's waistcoat pocket.

The truly inebriated never know when to quit, so we retired to a small study for liqueurs. A sleepy cocktail waitress glanced at her watch in preparation for telling us it was too late, then noticed Frank Bellarosa, who I knew had been pointed out to her at some time during the evening. She smiled and asked, "What can I get for you?"

Frank took it upon himself to order for everyone. "Sambuca, and you got to put three beans in each glass for good luck. Got it?"

"Yes, sir." She hurried off.

Frank offered me a cigar and I took it. We lit up and smoked. The cordials came with a whole plate of coffee beans so we could make our own luck. Frank said, "I got to take you two to a little place down on Mott Street. Little Italy, you know? A place called Giulio's. I'll teach you how to eat Italian." I asked, "Do we need bulletproof vests?"

You never know with a guy like Bellarosa what he's going to find fu

We finished our cordials and I stood unsteadily. "They want to close up here."

Frank sprung out of his chair. "Come on back to my place." Susan accepted simultaneous to my declining. We're usually pretty much in sync when it comes to things like this, and we can communicate with a glance. But clearly we weren't on the same wavelength this evening. I said to Susan, "I have a busy day tomorrow. You can go if you wish."

"I guess I'll go home."

Frank seemed neither disappointed nor relieved, though A

We staggered out into the balmy night, and Frank's car quickly pulled up to us as if the driver, out of force of habit, thought we'd just robbed the place. We all squeezed into the backseat, which people who don't know each other well won't usually do if they're stone sober. Somehow, the order of seating turned out to be Susan, Frank, A

Anyway, we laughed and joked, and it was all very silly, typical middle-aged suburbanites having alcoholic fun that in the morning would be embarrassing if you were stupid enough to think about it.

The driver, a man whom Frank called Le

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