Grace

`That is,' said Mr Kernan.

`Yes, because when the Pope speaks ex cathedra,' Mr Fogarty explained, `he is infallible.'

`Yes,' said Mr Cu

`O, I know about the infallibility of the Pope. I remember I was younger then... Or was it that — ?'

Mr Fogarty interrupted. He took up the bottle and helped the others to a little more. Mr M'Coy, seeing that there was not enough to go round, pleaded that he had not finished his first measure. The others accepted under protest. The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

`What's that you were saying, Tom?' asked Mr M'Coy.

`Papal infallibility,' said Mr Cu

`How was that, Martin?' asked Mr Power.

Mr Cu

`In the sacred college, you know, of cardinals and archbishops and bishops there were two men who held out against it while the others were all for it. The whole conclave except these two was unanimous. No! They wouldn't have it!'

`Ha!' said Mr M'Coy.

`And they were a German cardinal by the name of Dolling... or Dowling... or—'

`Dowling was no German, and that's a sure five,' said Mr Power, laughing.

`Well, this great German cardinal, whatever his name was, was one; and the other was John MacHale.'

`What?' cried Mr Kernan. `Is it John of Tuam?'

`Are you sure of that now?' asked Mr Fogarty dubiously. `I thought it was some Italian or American.'

`John of Tuam,' repeated Mr Cu

He drank and the other gentlemen followed his lead. Then he resumed:

`There they were at it, all the cardinals and bishops and archbishops from all the ends of the earth and these two fighting dog and devil until at last the Pope himself stood up and declared infallibility a dogma of the Church ex cathedra. On the very moment John MacHale, who had been arguing and arguing against it, stood up and shouted out with the voice of a lion: "Credo!"'

`I believe!' said Mr Fogarty.

`Credo!' said Mr Cu

`And what about Dowling?' asked Mr M'Coy.

`The German cardinal wouldn't submit. He left the Church.'

Mr Cu

`I once saw John MacHale,' said Mr Kernan, `and I'll never forget it as long as I live.'

He turned towards his wife to be confirmed.

`I often told you that?'

Mrs Kernan nodded.

`It was at the unveiling of Sir John Gray's statue. Edmund Dwyer Gray was speaking, blathering away, and here was this old fellow, crabbed-looking old chap, looking at him from under his bushy eyebrows.'

Mr Kernan knitted his brows and, lowering his head like an angry bull, glared at his wife.

`God!' he exclaimed, resuming his natural face, `I never saw such an eye in a man's head. It was as much as to say: I have you properly taped, my lad. He had an eye like a hawk.'

`None of the Grays was any good,' said Mr Power.

There was a pause again. Mr Power turned to Mrs Kernan and said with abrupt joviality:

`Well, Mrs Kernan, we're going to make your man here a good holy pious and God-fearing Roman Catholic.'

He swept his arm round the company inclusively.

`We're all going to make a retreat together and confess our sins — and God knows we want it badly.'

`I don't mind,' said Mr Kernan, smiling a little nervously.

Mrs Kernan thought it would be wiser to conceal her satisfaction. So she said:

`I pity the poor priest that has to listen to your tale.'

Mr Kernan's expression changed.

`If he doesn't like it,' he said bluntly, `he can... do the other thing. I'll just tell him my little tale of woe. I'm not such a bad fellow—'

Mr Cu

`We'll all renounce the devil,' he said, `together, not forgetting his works and pomps.'

`Get behind me, Satan!' said Mr Fogarty, laughing and looking at the others.

Mr Power said nothing. He felt completely out-generalled. But a pleased expression flickered across his face.

`All we have to do,' said Mr Cu

`O, don't forget the candle, Tom,' said Mr M'Coy, `whatever you do.'

`What?' said Mr Kernan. `Must I have a candle?'

`O yes,' said Mr Cu

`No, damn it all,' said Mr Kernan sensibly, `I draw the line there. I'll do the job right enough. I'll do the retreat business and confession, and... all that business. But... no candles! No, damn it all, I bar the candles!'

He shook his head with farcical gravity.

`Listen to that!' said his wife.

`I bar the candles,' said Mr Kernan, conscious of having created an effect on his audience and continuing to shake his head to and fro. `I bar the magic-lantern business.'

Everyone laughed heartily.

`There's a nice Catholic for you!' said his wife.

`No candles!' repeated Mr Kernan obdurately. `That's off!'

The transept of the Jesuit Church in Gardiner Street was almost full; and still at every moment gentlemen entered from the side door and, directed by the lay-brother, walked on tiptoe along the aisles until they found seating accommodation. The gentlemen were all well dressed and orderly. The light of the lamps of the church fell upon an assembly of black clothes and white collars, relieved here and there by tweeds, on dark mottled pillars of green marble and on lugubrious canvases. The gentlemen sat in the benches, having hitched their trousers slightly above their knees and laid their hats in security. They sat well back and gazed formally at the distant speck of red light which was suspended before the high altar.

In one of the benches near the pulpit sat Mr Cu

A powerful-looking figure, the upper part of which was draped with a white surplice, was observed to be struggling up into the pulpit. Simultaneously the congregation unsettled, produced handkerchiefs and knelt upon them with care. Mr Kernan followed the general example. The priest's figure now stood upright in the pulpit, two-thirds of its bulk, crowned by a massive red face, appearing above the balustrade.