Devil Bones

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Whatever happened to AC/DC? Lynyrd Skynyrd? The Grateful Dead? Katy was right. I really was a dinosaur.

I was also irked by Bird being in Ryan’s lap. He couldn’t wait for me to get up and fill his dish?

“You look good,” Ryan said, taking in my quick pony and slapdash mascara.

“Don’t start,” I said. Joking? Maybe. “Coffee?”

“You know how to make coffee?”

“I observe while waiting in line at Starbucks.”

“I’d help, but the cat might feel rejected.”

The cat never raised its head.

I ground beans and measured water. Sort of. I’m more of a guesser.

“Bagel?”

Ryan nodded. I popped two in the toaster, took cream cheese from the fridge. Got mugs. Napkins. Spoons. Back to the fridge for cream. Back to the drawer for knives. Back to the cabinet for plates.

Ryan’s presence was making me edgy as hell.

Looking for diversion, I flicked on the tiny counter TV. It was still tuned to the local news cha

“So.” Ryan sat back. “What’s up for today?”

I was about to provide a peevish response when the newscaster’s words registered.

“We could-”

“Shh.” I flapped a hand.

“Did you just shush me?”

“-in the front yard of his Pineville home. Neighbors spotted the body around seven this morning. Authorities believe Fi

“Did the woman just shush me?” Ryan asked the cat.

The screen filled with footage of Fi

“Jesus.” One hand was pressed to my lips.

“Asa Fi

“That’s the man you spoke of last night.” All humor had gone from Ryan’s voice.

I nodded.

“Sonovabitch.”

Grabbing my phone, I punched Slidell’s number. Four rings. Five. Six.

“Slidell.” Barked.

“It’s Bre

“I’m kinda busy here.”

“Summarize.”

“Fi

“I know that.”

“He was putting out the garbage when someone capped him.” In the background I could hear the usual crime-scene noises. Crackling radios. Voices calling out. Others answering.

“A drive-by?”

“Larabee says the gun was fired at relatively close range. Shoeprints in the dirt by the bushes. Looks like someone was waiting for him.”

I struggled to form the words.

“Same weapon as Rinaldi?”

“This was a forty-five. Eddie got it with a nine-millimeter.”

“Any witnesses?”

“Neighbor two doors down saw a Volkswagen Jetta cruising the block late yesterday. Thought it looked suspicious. Got a plate number.”

“What’s your read?” There was no need to spell out my meaning.

“This plays different.”

“How so?”

“It’s sloppy. Eddie’s hit was clean.”

“That’s it?”

“Someone really wanted this guy dead. Six slugs worth.”

Dial tone.

Slamming the phone, I began pacing the kitchen. How had this happened? Had Slidell and I put an i

What someone?

The someone who killed Klapec? Rinaldi? Slidell thinks not Rinaldi.

What would I tell Je

Feeling the soft pressure of hands on my shoulders, I turned. Ryan’s eyes were filled with concern.

“Come.” I allowed myself to be led to the table. “Sit.”

I dropped into a chair.

“Deep breath.”

I inhaled. Exhaled.

Ryan handed me a mug, then sat back and assumed a listening posture.

OK. Cop stuff. Safe ground.

I told him what I’d learned from Slidell.

“Was Fi

I hadn’t asked. Retrieving the handheld, I phoned Slidell again. Six rings, then I was rolled to voice mail. I didn’t bother leaving a message.

I took a swig of coffee. “I can’t help feeling Fi

“CT.” Ryan used one of our codes. Crazy talk.

Grabbing the phone, I dialed again. As before, Slidell ignored my call.

“Crap.” The device hit the table with a sharp crack.

Ryan’s brows floated up, but he made no comment.

I raised my hands in frustration. “Why Fi

Knowing the question was rhetorical, Ryan didn’t answer.

“Nothing in this investigation makes sense. Cuervo, a santero, hit by a train. Rinaldi, a cop, shot in a drive-by. Fi

Ryan didn’t interrupt.

“Klapec, a chicken hawk, killed by Satanists and dumped by a lake. Hell, we don’t even have a cause of death in that one.”

I lifted, then smacked down my mug. Droplets jumped the rim and landed on the table.

“And now the asshole detective I’m working with won’t take my calls.”

As if on cue, the phone rang.

Without thinking, I snatched it up.

“About time.” I didn’t even come close to civil.

“It’s Larke Tyrell, Tempe.”

I closed my eyes. At that moment, my battered nerves couldn’t take more strain.

“Good morning, Larke. How are things?” OK. That sounded calm.

“Not good.”

My upper teeth clamped onto my lower lip.

“You spoke to the media after I gave direct orders to the contrary.”

“Lingo was campaigning at Rinaldi’s funeral.”

“I don’t care if the man was doing tai chi naked on the statehouse lawn.” Tyrell was also struggling to keep his voice even. “With regret I must inform you that your services are no longer needed by this office.”

My face went hot.

“Lingo is dangerous,” I said.

“So is a renegade soldier under my watch.” Tyrell paused. “And there’s the matter of the drinking.”

Shame flamed my skin with a hot effervescence.

“I’m sorry,” Tyrell said.

For the second time in minutes I found myself listening to a dial tone.

“Tyrell’s pissed?” Ryan guessed.

“I’m fired,” I snapped.

“He’ll cool down.”

“Andrew Ryan, the voice of wisdom.” I watched black clouds swirl on the surface of my now tepid coffee. “How can you possibly know what Tyrell will do?”

“I know you.”

“Do you? Do you really?” Suddenly, I was collapsing inside. “Months go by, nothing. Then you blow in out of nowhere with your sad story. ‘Poor me, things tanked with Lutetia. I’m all alone. How about a booty call?’”

I knew I was ranting, couldn’t help myself. Fi

“And look at you.” I flapped an agitated hand at Ryan. “You’re almost fifty. Who the hell are the Dead Milkmen?”

“Beats me.”

“You’re wearing the T-shirt of a group you don’t even know?” Disdainful.

“I figured it was a charity for the widows and orphans of deceased dairy workers.” Delivered deadpan.

That did it.

I laughed.

“Sorry.” I laid a hand on Ryan’s arm. “You don’t deserve this. Lately, I’m certifiable.”

“But cute,” he said.

“Don’t start, big boy.”

Frustrated, I got up and poured my coffee down the sink. In my condition, caffeine was probably not a good plan.

Minutes later, the phone rang again. I grabbed it.

Slidell’s disposition had improved. Slightly.

“The Jetta is registered to a Mark Harvey Sharp in Onslow County. No police record. We’ve got a call-in down there. Should know something soon.”

Several cells opened sleepy eyes in my subconscious.

What?

No answer from my id.