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“I got orders, Mr. diGriz. From Inskipp, the supreme,.
our Commander-in-Chief.” “And what does that dear, sweet man have to say for himself?” “He says that you have forged some checks on the Corps secret account and he wants the seventy-five thousand credits back before he releases any more information to a depraved crook...” “You’re calling me a depraved crook!” He whi
“No! You got me wrong! I didn’t say that-Inskipp did. I’m just quoting him like he told me to.” “The bearer of ill-tidings should be killed as well,” I snarled, my fingers still snapping in anger. I reached for him again but Angelina appeared suddenly and stepped between us. She held out a check to Charley.
“Here is the money we borrowed from the account. A simple error in bookkeeping, wouldn’t you say?” “I sure would! I do the same thing myself sometimes.” He wiped the sweat from his brow and passed over the case. “If you will kindly give this to your husband I’ll be moving on. A busy day coming up, ha-ha.” “The door slammed behind his back and I took the case from Angelina, pretending that I did not see the angry flare of her nostrils.
“This is it,” I said, pressing my thumb on the security latch. The case fell open, a screen lifted up and glowed with life. Inskipp’s depressing features looked out at me and I almost dropped the thing. Angelina must have seen my expression because she took the case from my hands and placed it on the end table. The imaged Inskipp glowered and snarled and shook a piece of paper in my direction.
“You’ve got to stop stealing this organization’s money, diGriz. It sets a bad example for the troops. You will have paid back your last embezzlement by now or you wouldn’t be listening to this message. It’s only because of our interest in ParaisoAqui that I am talking to you now.” “What is Paraiso-Aqui?” I said aloud.
The image nodded sagely. “By now you are asking yourself what is Paraiso-Aqui. “ The smugness and self-assurance of the man. How easy it is to hate your boss. Particularly when he is one jump ahead of you. “Well I’ll tell you. It is the home world of the murdered man you asked the lab to track down. I want you to go there and have a look at this planet. Then come and report to me. If you will read the document enclosed hprp vnii will niiirklv [f"p whafr niir intprpt i” The image vanished and the screen went dark. I flipped the screen back into its well and took up the envelope that had been concealed beneath it.
“This is very interesting,” I said, quickly flipping through the printed sheets. “In what way?” “Because not only don’t I know the man who was trying to see me-but I have never in my life heard of his home world before.” “Well... we are just going to have to do something about that, aren’t we?” “We certainly are!” I said, smiling in return. “We are just going to have to grit our teeth and obey Inskipp’s instructions. Like it or not we will have to visit this mysterious planet.” Angelina nodded and we just stood there gri
Chapter 3
The travel brochure was heavy and warm to the touch, the copy on its cover glowing with self-importance. “Come to su
Angelina, sitting at my side, was reading from a more sober and thi
“Paraiso-Aqui is a planet that was settled during the first galactic expansion and only recently rediscovered. It is noteworthy for having the most corrupt form of government in the galaxy.” “A slight difference of opinion between these two sources,” I said, rubbing my hands together with anticipatory glee.
“Afternoon bouillon, sir?” the steward-robot asked, bowing and scraping before us.
“Not even to bathe in, you mechanized toady,” I said. “Ill have a large Altairian panther juice on the rocks. Better make that two-” “One,” Angelina said firmly. “Bouillon for me.” “Yes, madam, delighted, perfect choice, wonderful,” the obsequious machine salivated, bowing and nodding and rubbing its hands together as it writhed away. I hated it. Just as much as I hated everything else about this space-going cruise ship, the Luxurious Paradise Planet Tour, as well as all of the repulsive and loathsomely garbed tourists who gathered in shrieking throngs throughout the lounge.
“But we’re dressed the same way, my darling,” Angelina said. I must have spoken my thoughts aloud in the passion of the moment. And we were indeed dressed the same way. With a vengeance! I wore a short-sleeved shirt patterned with hideous purple and yellow blossoms. With shorts to match. Angelina wore exactly the same outfit, admittedly filling hers out in a far more attractive way. Also, in the latest holiday fashion, we had our hair dyed blonde and curled into 11 little green-tipped ringlets. I would have felt like an absolute fool were it not for the fact that all of our fellow travelers were garbed and coiffed in an equally repulsive fashion. A perfect disguise, yes, but what a price it exacted from my free soul! I opened the brochure to reveal a holopic of a deep blue sea under a light blue sky. The waves stirred and crashed onto the beach with a tiny crashing sound; a faint smell of sea brine wafted up from the page.
“Happy natives laugh away their days in the sunshine amidst the gustatory glories of sun-ripened fruit and freshcaught fish. “ Angelina read quietly from her book, a dark counterpoint to mine. “ “The inhabitants live in a condition of near-slavery; poverty and disease is the norm. The rule of the dictators government is absolute.” “Thirty minutes to planetfall... planetfall in thirty minutes,” the loudspeakers whispered. The tourists stirred and squeaked with excitement. I threw my guidebook into the atomic oubliette where it exploded with a puff of smoke, thin cries echoing from its recorded pages.
“We’ll just have to see for ourselves,” I said. Angelina handed me the Special Corps report and I nodded and sent it after the other. “If that is found in our luggage we are finished before we even begin.” The steward smarmed up and we took our drinks. Angelina smiled across her steaming cup at me. “Now, don’t be a spoilsport, Jim diGriz. This is not only a cover, but is a real holiday as well. You’re going to enjoy it if I have to throttle you into submission. Think of it as a second honeymoo
“Angelina mine! Light of my life! More beautiful with each passing day!” Which was true enough; she was curved and warm and lovely, with more of her delicate pink skin out of the holiday outfit than in it. I seized her hands and kissed her fingers passionately and all of the tourists cheered while she smiled and nodded.
“That’s more like it,” she said. “A little holiday from crime will do us both a world of good.” “Then we were on the ground and the lock was opened; warm air and sweet music rolled in from outside. I settled my camera around my neck, put on my sunglasses, took Angelina by the arm and joined the ecstatic throng. Their happiness was catching. Angelina caught it, smiling and laughing with the others, humming along with the catchy music. I was immune. I chortled and grimaced with the best of them, but inside it was the same old hot-tempered and cold-blooded diGriz who peeped out at the world.