The Secret History

I said. The character that Chris played on The Young Doctors' was sleeping with his brother's wife and involved in a baby smuggling ring.

'I'll say Chris has problems. He's twenty-six years old and married to my mother, isn't he? "Now I even hate to bring this up,"' he read, ' "and I wouldn't have suggested it had not Chris insisted but you know, dear, how he loves you and he says he has seen this type of thing so often before in show business you know. So I phoned the Betty Ford Center and precious, what do you think? They have a nice little room waiting just for you, dear" – no, let me finish,' he said, when I started to laugh.' "Now I know you'll hate the idea but really you needn't be ashamed, it's a Disease, baby, that's what they told me when I went and it made me feel so much better you ca

'You ought to go,' I said.

'Are you kidding? It's in Palm Springs or someplace like that and besides I think they lock you up and make you do aerobics.

She watches too much television, my mother,' he said, glancing at the letter again.

The telephone began to ring.

'Goddammit,' he said in a tired voice.

'Don't answer it.'

'If I don't she'll call the police,' he said, and picked up the receiver.

I let myself out (Francis pacing back and forth: 'Fu

Julian, on special occasions, sometimes had lunches for the class; he was an excellent cook and, when he was a young man living off his trust fund in Europe, had the reputation of being an excellent host as well. This was, in fact, the basis of his acquaintance with most of the famous people in his life. Osbert Sitwell, in his diary, mentions Julian Morrow's 'sublime little fetes,' and there are similar references in the letters of people ranging from Charles Laughton to the Duchess of Windsor to Gertrude Stein; Cyril Co

'Julian doesn't know anything about what happened, does he?' I asked Henry when next I saw him alone.

'What? Oh, yes,' said Henry, glancing up from his book. 'Of course.'

'He knows you killed that guy?'

'Really, you needn't be so loud,' said Henry sharply, turning in his chair. Then, in a quieter voice: 'He knew what we were trying to do. And approved. The day after it happened, we drove out to his house in the country. Told him what happened. He was delighted.'

'You told him everything?'

'Well, I saw no point in worrying him, if that's what you mean,' said Henry, adjusting his glasses and going back to his book.

Julian, of course, had made the lunch himself, and we ate at the big round table in his office. After weeks of bad nerves, bad conversation, and bad food in the dining hall, the prospect of a meal with him was immensely cheering; he was a charming companion and his di

There was roasted lamb, new potatoes, peas with leeks and fe

'Where did you get these?'I said. Hfj 'Ah. You're quite observant,' he said, pleased. 'Aren t they marvelous? Quite rare. Henry brought them to me.'

I took a quick swallow of my wine to hide my consternation.

'He tells me – may I?' he said, nodding at the bowl.

I passed it to him, and he spooned some of them onto his plate. 'Thank you,' he said. 'What was I saying? Oh, yes. Henry tells me that this particular sort of mushroom was a great favorite of the emperor Claudius. Interesting, because you remember how Claudius died.'

I did remember. Agrippina had slipped a poisoned one into his dish one night.

'They're quite good,' said Julian, taking a bite. 'Have you gone with Henry on any of his collecting expeditions?'

'Not yet. He hasn't asked me to.'

'I must say, I never thought I cared very much for mushrooms, but everything he's brought me has been heavenly.'

Suddenly I understood. This was a clever piece of groundwork on Henry's part. 'He's brought them to you before?' I said.

'Yes. Of course I wouldn't trust just anyone with this sort of thing, but Henry seems to know an amazing lot about it.'

'I believe he probably does,' I said, thinking of the boxer dogs.

'It's remarkable how good he is at anything he tries. He can grow flowers, repair clocks like a jeweler, add tremendous sums in his head. Even if it's something as simple as bandaging a cut finger he manages to do a better job of it.' He poured himself another glass of wine. 'I gather that his parents are disappointed that he's decided to concentrate so exclusively on the classics. I disagree, of course, but in a certain sense it is rather a pity. He would have made a great doctor, or soldier, or scientist.'

I laughed. 'Or a great spy,' I said.

Julian laughed too. 'All you boys would be excellent spies,' he said. 'Slipping about in casinos, eavesdropping on heads of state.

Really, won't you try some of these mushrooms? They're glorious.'

I drank the rest of my wine. 'Why not,' I said, and reached for the bowl.

After lunch, when the dishes had been cleared away and we were talking about nothing in particular, Julian asked, out of the blue, if I'd noticed anything peculiar about Bu

'Well, no, not really,' I said, and took a careful sip of tea.

He raised an eyebrow. 'No? I think he's behaving very strangely. Henry and I were talking only yesterday about how brusque and contrary he's become.'

"I think he's been in kind of a bad mood.'

He shook his head. 'I don't know. Edmund is such a simple soul.1 never thought I'd be surprised at anything he did or said, but he and I had a very odd conversation the other day.'

'Odd?' I said cautiously.

'Perhaps he'd only read something that disturbed him. I don't know. I am worried about him.'

'Why?'

'Frankly, I'm afraid he might be on the verge of some disastrous religious conversion.'

I was jarred. 'Really?' I said.

'I've seen it happen before. And I can think of no other reason for this sudden interest in ethics. Not that Edmund is profligate, but really, he's one of the least morally concerned boys I've ever known. I was very startled when he began to question me – in all earnestness – about such hazy concerns as Sin and Forgiveness.