The Case of the Sleepwalker's Niece

Erle Stanley Gardner

The Case of the Sleepwalker's Niece

Perry Mason — 8

Chapter 1

Perry Mason paced back and forth across his office, thumbs hooked through the armholes of his vest, forehead puckered into a frown. “You said two o’clock, Jackson?” he asked his law clerk.

“Yes, sir, and I told her to be prompt.”

Mason consulted his wristwatch. “Fifteen minutes late,” he said irritably.

Della Street, his secretary, looking up from the page of a ledger, asked, “Why not refuse to see her?”

Mason said, “Because I want to see her. A lawyer has to wade through a lot of uninteresting murders to get something exciting. This case is a natural. I want it.”

“Can murder ever be uninteresting?” Jackson asked.

“After you have had so many of them,” Mason said. “Dead men are always uninteresting. It’s the live ones who count.”

Della Street, watching Mason with solicitous eyes, observed, “This isn’t a murder case—yet.”

“It’s just as fascinating,” Mason said. “I don’t like being called in after the facts have crystallized. I like to deal with motives and hatreds. Murder’s the supreme culmination of hatred, just as marriage is the supreme culmination of love. And after all, hatred’s more powerful than love.”

“More interesting?” she asked, regarding him quizzically.

Without answering, he resumed pacing the floor. “Of course,” he observed, in the mechanical monotone of one thinking aloud, “the thing to do is to prevent the murder, if that’s what’s in the wind, but my legal training can’t help appreciating what a wonderful case it would be if a sleepwalker actually killed a man, knowing nothing about it. There’d be no malice, no premeditation.”

“But,” Jackson pointed out, “you’d have to convince a jury that your client wasn’t putting on an act.”

“Couldn’t the niece do that?” Mason inquired, pausing to plant his feet far apart and stare belligerently at his clerk. “Can’t she testify her uncle walked in his sleep, picked up a carving knife and took it to bed with him?”

“That’s what she could testify,” the clerk said.

“Well, what more do you want?”

“Her testimony might not convince a jury.”

“Why not? What’s wrong with her?”

“She’s peculiar.”

“Pretty?”

“Yes, she has a stu

“How old?”

“Not over twentythree or twentyfour.”

“Spoiled?”

“I’d say so.”

Mason flung out his hand in a dramatic gesture. “If a pretty, twentythreeyearold girl with a swell figure can’t cross her knees in the witness box and convince a jury her uncle’s a sleepwalker, I’ll quit trial work.” Mason shrugged his shoulders as though dismissing the subject, turned to Della Street and said, “What else is in the office, Della?”

“A Mr. Johnson wanted you to handle the Fletcher murder case.”

He shook his head. “Absolutely nothing doing. That was a coldblooded murder. Fletcher has no defense.”

“Mr. Johnson says there’s a chance you can plead the unwritten law, emotional insanity, and…”

“To hell with it. Suppose his wife did play around with the dead man. Fletcher’s been quite a playboy himself. I’ve run across him in night clubs with redhot mammas on his arm, half a dozen times in the last year. This breakingupahome business is a good cause for divorce and a damned poor excuse for murder. Anything else?”

“Yes, a Myrna Duchene wants you to do something with a man who became engaged to her and skipped out with all of her savings. She now finds it’s a racket with him. He’s a supersheik who makes a specialty of swindling women.”

“How much?” Mason asked.

“Five thousand dollars.”

“She should see the district attorney, not me,” Mason remarked.

“The district attorney would prosecute him,” Della Street pointed out, “but that wouldn’t get Miss Duchene her money back. She thought you might be able to shake him down.”

“Thought you said he’d skipped out.”

“He did, but she’s found where he is. He’s going under the name of George Pritchard, registered at the Palace Hotel, and…”

“She a local girl?” Mason interrupted.

“No. She came here from Reno, Nevada. She followed him here.”

Mason squinted his eyes thoughtfully and said, “Tell you what, Della, I won’t take any money from Miss Duchene, because there’s only one thing for her to do, and she can do that a lot better than a lawyer can. You can give her the advice with my compliments: If this is a racket with him he’ll use the coin he got from her to make a play for bigger stakes with some rich woman. He’ll sink that five grand in clothes and atmosphere. Tell her to keep watch on him, and about the time he’s sinking his hooks in some wealthy woman, show up and shake him down hard.”

“Won’t that be blackmail?” Della Street asked.

“Sure it’ll be blackmail.”

“Suppose they arrest her for it.”

“Then,” Mason said, “I’ll defend her and it won’t cost her a damn cent. My God, what’s the world coming to if a woman can’t pull a little justifiable blackmail when she’s victimized! You tell her…”

The phone rang. Della Street said “Hello,” as she picked up the receiver, then cupped her hand over the mouthpiece and said to Mason, “She’s in the outer office.”

“Tell her to wait,” Mason said, “I’ll keep her waiting five minutes for discipline’s sake… No, damned if I do. I want to talk with her. Send her in. You stay, Della. Jackson, you can work on that reply brief in the traction company case.”

Della Street said in an icy voice, “Tell Miss Hammer she’s eighteen minutes late for her appointment but she may come in.”

Jackson, tucking a pad of yellow foolscap under his arm, quietly left the office. A moment later the door from the entrance office admitted a blonde young woman in a knit sport outfit which showed the contours of her figure almost as plainly as though it had been a swimming suit. She smiled at Perry Mason, and said, so rapidly that the words almost ran together, “Oh, I’m so sorry I was late.” She glanced from the lawyer to Della Street. Her lips remained smiling, but her eyes ceased to smile.

“My secretary, Miss Street,” Perry Mason said. “Don’t look like that. It won’t do you any good. She stays, and takes notes. You needn’t worry. She knows how to keep her mouth shut. Sit down. You wanted to see me about your uncle, didn’t you?”

She laughed. “You quite take my breath away, Mr. Mason.”

“I don’t want to. You’ll need it to talk with. Sit down and start in.”

She tilted her head slightly to one side, half closed her eyes in arch appraisal, and said, “You’re a Leo.”

“Leo?”

“Yes, born sometime between July 24 and August 24; that’s under the sign of Leo. It’s a fiery, executive, magnetic sign. You’re ruled by the sun. You have a robust constitution. You glory in danger, but you’re susceptible to…”

“Forget it,” Mason interrupted. “Don’t waste my time telling me about my defects. You’d be here all afternoon.”

“But they’re not defects. It’s a splendid sign. You’re…”

Mason dropped into a swivel chair, said, “Your name’s Edna Hammer? How old are you?”

“Twenty—twentythree.”

“Does that mean twentythree or twentyfive?”

She frowned and said, “It means twentyfour, if you’re going to be accurate.”

“All right. I’m going to be accurate. You wanted to see me about your uncle?”

“Yes.”

“What’s his name?”

“Peter B. Kent.”

“How old is he?”

“Fiftysix.”

“You’re living in the house with him?”

“Yes.”

“Your parents are dead?”

“Yes. He was my mother’s brother.”

“How long have you been living in the same house?”

“About three years.”

“And you’re worried about your uncle?”

“About his sleepwalking, yes.”

Mason picked a cigarette from the case on his desk, tapped the end on his thumbnail, raised his eyes to Edna Hammer. “Want one?” he asked, and, as she shook her head, Mason scraped a match on the under side of the desk, and said, “Tell me about your uncle.”