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The IE Prime Minister said with a sigh:
- It's a big expense. And we do not have so much money in the treasury!
Mikhail Vladimirovich growled:
- Search from reserves. Or, for example, just print them. A little inflation during a war is natural. Don't slow her down too much. Plus, we will raise the minimum wage and pension.
Matvienko nodded and added:
- Yes, and the deputies should throw a bone. Otherwise, ordinary contractors will soon become richer than servants of the people!
Mishustin nodded.
And they will get money too! Yes, and I also decided to award posthumously Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky. It will be nice for the Liberal Democratic Party, and they will support me in the elections. In particular, I will award Zhirinovsky the rank of lieutenant general and the star of the hero of Russia. All the same, a presidential candidate from Slutsk will be boring!
Shoigu remarked with a sigh:
- We don't have fun at all!
The Acting Minister of Defense remarked:
- War is bad! In general, Putin is still lucky. If he died later, it is still unknown how he would be buried, and what kind of power was in Russia!
The head of the FSB remarked:
- And you still do not know what lies ahead, whether there will be a future!
Mikhail Mishustin said:
- Yes, I was informed that US President John Biden wants to talk to me. I think we can discuss world problems with him!
Medvedev noted:
- No concessions to the US!
Shoigu shrugged.
- What can we talk about? Honestly, everyone makes concessions if there is no other way out!
The Acting President nodded.
- Yes! And Stalin made concessions, and Putin too. For example, Vladimir Putin ceded part of Russia's territory to China. One should not think that Putin was so stubborn and uncompromising. Yes, Mr. Medvedev also ceded part of the disputed Russian territory to Norway. So there is no need to think that Russia has never conceded. And the withdrawal of Russian troops from the Kyiv and Chernihiv regions was also a concession. Our whole life is a continuous concession!
The Minister of the Interior asked:
- Will there be amnesties?
Mishustin nodded.
- Maybe! I think you can release all women and minors. Moreover, the latter behind bars do not bring profits, but only losses. It is difficult for adult prisoners to find work, but try to put children in!
The Minister of the Interior agreed:
- It's possible!
The Acting President remarked:
- Even for economic crimes, you can declare an amnesty, and make a long overdue amnesty of capital. We pretty much spent on the war with Ukraine. She flew into at least a trillion so twenty! And maybe more! We need to return the business to Russia!
Medvedev remarked:
- And according to the rally articles? Also an amnesty!
Mishustin nodded.
- It's not impossible, but we'll see! In any case, economic amnesty can benefit us. Yes, and women and youngsters are sorry, they suffer in prison!
The Minister of the Interior chuckled and remarked:
- Young colonies are now almost like sanatoriums. I would not say that there children suffer so much. Many of them eat better than at home!
Acting President Mishustin chuckled and replied with irony:
Man does not live by bread alone! Although children should grow up and eat well even in prison. And so perhaps we are also all pensioners under amnesty, those who have committed crimes of small and medium gravity. Let's be merciful!
The Minister of the Interior replied:
- Will this lead to a jump in crime?
Mishustin answered confidently:
- All the better! You need the police, but there will be work! By the way, maybe I will also increase your salary.
The IE premier remarked:
- It is still unknown how long the war will last, but here such expenses. We can collapse the ruble!
The acting president of Russia threatened with a finger:
- The ruble should be kept until my victory in the presidential elections in Russia because of all my strength! But the emission can be increased.
The director of the FSB remarked:
- The people can show excessive passivity in the elections. We need candidates who are bright, but at the same time odious, so that they don"t get a lot of votes!
Mishustin remarked with a sigh:
- Alas, there is no one to replace Zhirinovsky. There is also the truth of Ksenia Sobchak. But she's not on that level either. But you can also launch Maxim Galkin into the process. But this is also ... Although why not try. Navalny, letting him run for elections is dangerous - he can collect a lot of votes!