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Outside, summer lightning flashed around the hills, and there was a rumble of thunder…
Thunder and Lightning. She knew them as dogs before she knew them as the sound and light of a storm. Gra
Tiffany had gone with the family to the big Sheepdog Trials. Every shepherd on the Chalk went to them, and the very best entered the arena to show how well they could work their dogs. The dogs would round up sheep, separate them, drive them into the pens—or sometimes run off, or snap at one another, because even the best dog can have a bad day. But Gra
In fact all the shepherds watched her. Gra
When she was small and up on the wold with Gra
She knew now that they’d have worked perfectly whatever she’d shouted. Gra
The storm died down after a while and there was the gentle sound of rain.
At some point Ratbag the cat pushed open the door and jumped onto the bed. He was big to start with, but Ratbag flowed. He was so fat that, on any reasonably flat surface, he gradually spread out in a great puddle of fur. He hated Tiffany, but would never let personal feelings get in the way of a warm place to sleep.
She must have slept, because she woke up when she heard the voices.
They seemed very close but, somehow, very small.
‘Crivens! It’s a’ verra well sayin’ “find the hag”, but what should we be lookin’ for, can ye tell me that? All these bigjobs look just the same tae me!’
‘Not-totally-wee Geordie doon at the fishin’ said she was a big, big girl!’
‘A great help that is, I di
‘Ye paira dafties! Everyone knows a hag wears a pointy bo
‘So they ca
‘Hello?’ whispered Tiffany.
There was silence, embroidered with the breathing of her sisters. But in a way Tiffany couldn’t quite describe, it was the silence of people trying hard not to make any noise.
She leaned down and looked under the bed. There was nothing there but the guzunder.
The little man in the river had talked just like that.
She lay back in the moonlight, listening until her ears ached.
Then she wondered what the school for witches would be like and why she hadn’t seen it yet.
She knew every inch of the country for two miles around. She liked the river best, with the backwaters where striped pike sunbathed just above the weeds and the banks where kingfishers nested. There was a heronry a mile or so upriver and she liked to creep up on the birds when they came down here to fish in the reeds, because there’s nothing fu
She drifted off to sleep again, thinking about the land around the farm. She knew all of it. There were no secret places that she didn’t know about.
But maybe there were magical doors. That’s what she’d make, if she had a magical school. There should be secret doorways everywhere, even hundreds of miles away. Look at a special rock by, say, moonlight, and there would be yet another door.
But the school, now, the school. There would be lessons in broomstick riding and how to sharpen your hat to a point, and magical meals, and lots of new friends.
‘Is the bairn asleep?’
‘Aye, I ca
Tiffany opened her eyes in the darkness. The voices under the bed had a slightly echoey edge. Thank goodness the guzunder was nice and clean.
‘Right, let’s get oot o’ this wee pot, then.’
The voices moved off across the room. Tiffany’s ears tried to swivel to follow them.
‘Hey, see here, it’s a hoose! See, with wee chairies and things!’
They’ve found the doll’s house, Tiffany thought.
It was quite a large one, made by Mr Block the farm carpenter when Tiffany’s oldest sister, who already had two babies of her own now, was a little girl. It wasn’t the most fragile of items. Mr Block did not go in for delicate work. But over the years the girls had decorated it with bits of material and some rough and ready furniture.
By the sound of it the owners of the voices thought it was a palace.
‘Hey, hey, hey, we’re in the cushy stuff noo! There’s a beid in this room. Wi’ pillows!’
‘Keep it doon, we don’t want any o’ them to wake up!’
‘Crivens, I’m as quiet as a wee moose! Aargh! There’s sojers!’
‘Whut d’ye mean, sojers?’
‘There’s redcoats in the room!’
They’ve found the toy soldiers, thought Tiffany, trying not to breathe loudly.
Strictly speaking, they had no place in the doll’s house, but Wentworth wasn’t old enough for them and so they’d got used as i
Thuds and bangs came from the direction of the doll’s house.
‘I got one! Hey, pal, can yer mammie sew? Stitch this! Aargh! He’s got a heid on him like a tree!’
‘Crivens! There’s a body here wi’ no heid at a’!’
‘Aye, nae wonder, ‘cause here’s a bear! Feel ma boot, ye washoon!’
It seemed to Tiffany that although the owners of the three voices were fighting things that couldn’t possibly fight back, including a teddy bear with only one leg, the fight still wasn’t going all one way.
‘I got ‘im! I got ‘im! I got ‘im! Yer go
‘Someone bit ma leg! Someone bit ma leg!’
‘Come here! Ach, yer fightin’ yersels, ye eejits! Ah ‘m fed up wi’ the pairy yees!’
Tiffany felt Ratbag stir. He might be fat and lazy, but he was lightning fast when it came to leaping on small creatures. She couldn’t let him get the… whatever they were, however bad they sounded.
She coughed loudly.
‘See?’ said a voice from the doll’s house. ‘Yer woked them up! Ah‘m offski!’
Silence fell again and this time, Tiffany decided after a while, it was the silence of no one there rather than the silence of people being incredibly quiet. Ratbag went back to sleep, twitching occasionally as he disembowelled something in his fat cat dreams.