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On the way out to the doghouse, which was located in the dead center of the backyard, Detweiler took Royce aside.
"Hey, Royce, old buddy. Who's your touch with the damnpowercompany? How'd you get your quota upped?"
Royce only smiled, shaking his head. "Quota's the same as ever, Detweiler." And then, raising his voice just a bit so that everybody in the backyard could hear, he said, "I only pay fifteen bucks a month for power as it is."
"Woof woof," said a small dog chained to the hook on the doghouse.
"Where'd the dog come from?" Royce whispered to Mklikluln.
"Neighbor was going to drown 'im," Mklikluln answered. "Besides, if you don't have a dog the power company's going to get suspicious. It's cover."
Royce nodded wisely. "Good idea, Redford. I just hope this party's a good idea.
What if somebody talks?"
"Nobody will," Mklikluln said confidently.
And then Mklikluln began showing the guests the finer points of the doghouse.
When they finally left, Mklikluln had twenty-three appointments during the next two weeks, checks made out to Doghouses Unlimited for $221.23, including taxes, and many new friends. Even Mr. Detweiler left smiling, his check in Mklikluln's hand, even though the puppy had pooped on his shoe.
"Here's your commission," Mklikluln said as he wrote out a check for three hundred dollars to Royce Jacobsen. "It's more than we agreed, but, you earned it," he said.
"I feel a little fu
"Nonsense," Mklikluln said. "Think of it as a Tupperware party."
"Sure," Royce said after a moment's thought. "It's not as if I actually did any selling myself, right?"
Within a week, however, Detweiler, Royce, and four other citizens of Manhattan, Kansas, were on their way to various distant cities of the United States, Doghouses Unlimited briefcases in their hands.
And within a month, Mklikluln had a staff of three hundred in seven cities, building doghouses and installing them. And into every doghouse went a frisky little puppy. Mklikluln did some figuring. In about a year, he decided. One year and I can call my people.
***
"What's happened to power consumption in Manhattan, Kansas?" asked Bill Wilson, up-and-coming young executive in the statistical analysis section of Central Kansas Power, otherwise known as the damnpowercompany.
"It's gotten lower," answered Kay Block, relic of outdated affirmative action programs in Central Kansas Power, who had reached the level of records examiner before the ERA was repealed to make our bathrooms safe for mankind.
Bill Wilson sneered, as if to say, "That much I knew, woman." And Kay Block simpered, as if to say, "Ah, the boy has an IQ after all, eh?"
But they got along well enough, and within an hour they had the alarming statistic that power consumption in the city of Manhattan, Kansas, was down by forty percent.
"What was consumption in the previous trimester?
"Normal. Everything normal."
"Forty percent is ridiculous," Bill fulminated.
"Don't fulminate at me," Kay said, irritated at her boss for raising his voice.
"Go yell at the people who unplugged their refrigerators!"
"No," Bill said. "You go yell at people who unplugged their refrigerators.
Something's gone wrong there, and if it isn't crooked meter readers, it's people who've figured out a way to jimmy the billing system. "
***
After two weeks of investigation, Kay Block sat in the administration building of Kansas State University (9-2 last football season, coming that close to copping the Plains Conference pe
"The drop in power use may be localized," Kay suggested to the white-haired woman from the school who was babysitting her through the process. "The stadium surely uses as much light as ever-- so the drop must be somewhere else, like in the science labs."
The white-haired woman shook her head. "That may be so, but the figures you see are the figures we've got."
Kay sighed and looked out the window. Down from the window was the roof of the new Plant Science Building. She looked at it as her mind struggled vainly to find something meaningful in the data she had. Somebody was cheating-- but how?
There was a doghouse on the roof of the Plant Science Building.
"What's a doghouse doing on the roof of that building?" asked Kay.
"I would assume," said the white-haired woman, "for a dog to live in."
"On the roof?"
The white-haired woman smiled. "Fresh air, perhaps," she said.
Kay looked at the doghouse awhile longer, telling herself that the only reason she was suspicious was because she was hunting for anything unusual that could explain the anomalies in the Manhattan, Kansas, power usage pattern.
"I want to see that doghouse," she said.
"Why?" asked the white-haired lady. "Surely you don't think a generator could hide in a doghouse! Or solar-power equipment! Why, those things take whole buildings!"
Kay looked carefully at the white-haired woman and decided that she protested a bit too much. "I insist on seeing the doghouse," she said again.
The white-haired woman smiled again. "Whatever you want, Miss Block. Lef me call the custodian so he can unlock the door to the roof."
After the phone call they went down the stairs to the main floor of the administration building, across the lawns, and then up the stairs to the roof of the Plant Science Building. "What's the matter, no elevators?" Kay asked sourly as she panted from the exertion of climbing the stairs.
"Sorry," the white-haired woman said. "We don't build elevators into buildings anymore. They use too much power. Only the power company can afford elevators these days."
The custodian was at the door of the roof, looking very apologetic.
"Sorry if old Rover's been causin' trouble ladies. I keep him up on the roof nowadays, ever since the break-in attempt through the roof door last spring.
Nobody's tried to jimmy the door since."
"Arf, " said a frisky, cheerful looking mix between an elephant and a Labrador retriever (just a quick guess, of course) that bounded up to them.
"Howdy, Rover old boy," said the custodian. "Don't bite nobody."
"Arf," the dog answered, trying to wiggle out of his skin and looking as if he might succeed. "Gurrarf."
Kay examined the roof door from the outside. "I don't see any signs of anyone jimmying at the door," she said.
"Course not," said the custodian. "The burglars was seen from the administration building before they could get to the door."
"Oh," said Kay. "Then why did you need to put a dog up here?"
"Cause what if the burglars hadn't been seen?" the custodian said, his tone implying that only a moron would have asked such a question.
Kay looked at the doghouse. It looked like every other doghouse in the world. It looked like cartoons of doghouses, in fact, it was so ordinary. Simple arched door.
Pitched roof with gables and eaves. All it lacked was a water dish and piles of doggy-do and old bones. No doggy-do?
"What a talented dog," Kay commented. "He doesn't even go to the bathroom."
"Uh," answered the custodian, "he's really housebroken. He just won't go until I take him down from here to the lawn, will ya Rover?"
Kay surveyed the wall of the roof-access building they had come through. "Odd. He doesn't even mark the walls."