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"Second," she continued before I could interrupt, "as you can see from the sheets I'm showing you, we can save enough in expenses and generate sufficient revenues from taxes to pay our own fees. That's part of the job of a bean-counter ... to show their employer how to afford to pay themselves. Not many professions do that!"
What she was saying made sense, but I was still unconvinced.
"Well, at the very least can't we cut our fees a bit?" I said. "There's no real reason for us to charge as much as you have us down for."
"Skeeve, Skeeve, Skeeve," Bu
I glanced at Aahz, but he had his eyes fixed on Bu
"Okay. Let's take it from the top," I said. "Explain it to me in babytalk, Bu
She pursed her lips for a moment while organizing her thoughts.
"Well, to start with, you have to understand that the pay scale for any job is influenced heavily by supply and demand." she began. "Top dollar jobs usually fall into one of three categories. First, is if the job is particularly unpleasant or dangerous ... then, you have to pay extra just to get someone to be willing to do it. Second are the jobs where a particular skill or talent is called for. Entertainers and athletes fall into this category, but so do the jobs that require a high degree of training, like doctors."
"And magicians!" my partner chimed in. "Bear with me, Aahz," Bu
"It makes sense ... so far," I nodded.
"Moving along then, within each profession, there's a pecking order with the best or most experienced getting the highest rates, while the newer, lower workers settle for starting wages. Popular entertainers earn more than relative unknowns who are still building a following. Supervisors and managers get more than those reporting to them, since they have to have both the necessary skills of the job plus the responsibility of organizing and overseeing others. This is the natural order of a job force, and it provides incentive for new workers to stick with a job and to try to move up in the order. Got it?"
"That's only logical," I agreed.
"Then you understand why I have you down in the budget for the rather substantial figure you've been protesting," she concluded triumphantly.
"I do?" I blinked.
I thought I had been following her fine, step by step. Somewhere along the way, however, I seemed to have missed something.
"Don't you see, Skeeve?" she pressed. "The services you're providing for Possiltum fall into all three of the high pay requirements. The work is dangerous and unpleasant, it definitely requires special skills from you and your staff, and, since you're setting policy for an entire kingdom, the responsibility level is right up there with the best of them!"
I had never stopped to think about it in those terms, mostly to preserve my nerves and sanity, but she did have a point. She wasn't done, however.
"What's more," she continued, "you're dar
That last part had an unpleasant sound of vindictiveness to it, but there was something that was bothering me even more.
"For the moment, let's say I agree with you ... at least on the financial side," I said. "I still don't see how I can draw pay as a financial consultant and a court magician.
"Because you're doing both jobs," Bu
"... But I'm not working magikally right now," I shot back.
"Aren't you?" she challenged. "Come on, Skeeve. Are you trying to tell me that if some trouble arose that required a magikal solution, that you'd just stand by and ignore it?"
"Well, no. But ..."
"No 'buts,'" Bu
She had me. It occurred to me, however, that if this conversation lasted much longer, she'd have me believing that black was white.
"I guess it's okay then" I said, shrugging my shoulders. "It still sounds high to me."
"It is," Bu
I nodded casually, but my mind was racing. What Bu
If nothing else, I had learned in these sessions that there was a big difference between a budget or operating plan and the actual money spent. Just because I was allowed to spend an astronomic figure didn't mean I was compelled to do it!
I quietly resolved to bring my sections in well under budget ... even if it meant trimming my own staff a bit. I loved them all dearly, but as Bu
Chapter Five:
"What you need is a collection agency."
D. SHULTZ
MY SESSION WITH Bu
Usually, I assigned people to work on various assignments for M.Y.T.H. Inc. on a basis of what I thought it would take to get the job done and who I thought would be best to handle it. That, and who was available.
As Bu
The recent two projects, my bringing Aahz back from Perv and the rest of the team trying to stop Possiltum's army, were notable exceptions. These were almost personal missions, undertaken on my own motivations or suggestions, without an actual client or revenue.