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"I don't quite follow you," my bodyguard scowled.
"Think back, Nunzio," I urged. When did you first notice that Gleep wasn't acting normal?"
"Well ... he seemed okay when Markie was around," he said thoughtfully. "In fact, if you think about it, he was the first of us to figure she wasn't on the up and up."
Something flitted across my mind along with that memory, but Nunzio kept talking and it disappeared again.
"I'd have to say it was right after that job when him and me was guarding that warehouse. You remember? With the forged comic books?"
"Was he all right on that assignment?"
"Sure. I remember talkin' with him quite a bit while we was sittin' around doin' nothin'. He was fine then."
"Wait a minute," I interrupted. "You were talking with Gleep?"
"I guess it was more like talkin' to him, since he doesn't really answer back." Nunzio corrected himself easily. "You know what I mean, Boss. Anyway, I spent a lot of time talkin' to him, and he seemed okay then. In fact, he seemed to listen real close."
"What did you talk to him about?"
My bodyguard hesitated, then glanced away quickly.
"Oh ... this and that," he said with an exaggerated shrug. "I really can't remember for sure."
"Nunzio," I said, letting a note of ster
"Well ... I was goin' on a bit about how worried I was about you, Boss," Nunzio admitted hesitantly. "You remember how you was right after we decided to incorporate? How you was gettin' so wrapped up in work that you didn't have much time for anything or anyone else? I just unloaded on Gleep a bit about how I didn't think it was healthy for you, is all. I didn't think it would hurt nothin'. That's why I did my talkin' in front of him and not anyone else on the team ... even Guido."
There were clear images dancing in my head now. Pictures of Gleep breathing fire at Markie ... who only escaped narrowly when Nunzio intervened ... and of my pet throwing himself in front of me when another, larger dragon was on the brink of making me extinct.
"Think carefully, Nunzio" I said slowly. "When you were talking to Gleep, did you say anything ... anything at all ... about the possibility of Tananda or anyone else on the team being a threat to me?"
My bodyguard frowned thoughtfully for a moment, then shook his head.
"I don't remember sayin' anything like that, Boss. Why do you ask?"
Now it was my turn to hesitate. The idea that was taking shape in my mind seemed almost too silly to voice. Still, since I was turning to Nunzio for advice and expertise, it was only fair to share my suspicions with him.
"It may be crazy," I said, "but I'm starting to get the feeling that Gleep is a lot more intelligent that we ever suspected. I mean, he's always been kind of protective of me. If he were intelligent and got it into his head that someone on the team was a threat to me, there's a chance he might try to kill them ... just like he went after Markie."
My bodyguard stared at me, then gave a short bark of laughter.
"You're right, Boss," he said. "That does sound crazy. I mean, Gleep's a dragon! If he was to try to whack someone on the team, we'd know it pretty fast, know what I mean?"
"Like when he tried to burn Tananda?" I pressed. "Think about it, Nunzio. If he were intelligent, wouldn't part of his conclusions be that I would be upset if anything happened to anyone on the team? In that case, wouldn't he do his best to make any mishap look like an accident rather than a direct attack? I'll admit it's a wild theory, but it fits the facts."
"Except for one thing," my bodyguard countered. "For him to be doin' what you say, puttin' pieces together and comin' up with his own conclusions, much less organizing a plan and executing it, would make him more than intelligent. It would make him smarter than us! Remember, for a dragon he's still real young. It would be like sayin' a baby that could hardly walk was pla
"I suppose you're right," I sighed. "There must be another explanation."
"You know, Boss," Nunzio smiled, "folks say that, after a while, pets start takin' on the traits of their masters and vice verses. Takin' that into consideration, I think it's only logical that Gleep here acts a bit strange from time to time."
For some reason, that brought to mind my earlier conversation with Bu
"Tell me, Nunzio, do you think I've been drinking too much lately?"
"That's not for me to say, Boss," he said easily. "I'm just a bodyguard, not a babysitter."
"I was asking what you thought."
"And I'm sayin' I'm not supposed to think ... at least, not about whoever it is I'm supposed to be guardin'," he insisted. "Bodyguards that comment on their clients's personal habits don't last long. What I'm supposed to be doin' is guardin' you while you do whatever it is you do ... not tellin' you what to do."
I started to snap at him, but instead took a long breath and brought my irritation under control.
"Look, Nunzio," I said carefully, "I know that's the normal bodyguard/client relationship. I like to think, though, that we've progressed a little past that point. I like to think of you as a friend as well as a bodyguard. What's more, you're a stockholder in M.Y.T.H. Inc., so you have a vested interest in my performance as president. Now, this morning Bu
Nunzio rubbed his chin thoughtfully, obviously wrestling with a mental dilemma.
"I du
"Well I'm asking, Nunzio. Please?"
"Part of the problem is that it's not that easy a question to answer," he shrugged. "Sure, you drink. But do you drink too much? That's not as clear-cut. You've been drinking more since you brought Aahz back from Perv, but 'more' doesn't necessarily mean the same as 'too much.' Know what I mean?"
"As a matter of fact, no I don't."
He sighed heavily. When he spoke again, I couldn't help but notice that his tone had the patient, careful note that one takes, or should, when one is explaining something to a child.
"Look, Boss," he said. "Drinkin' affects the judgment. Everybody knows that. The more you drink, the more it affects your judgment. Sayin' how much is too much isn't easy, though, seein' as how it varies from individual to individual depending on such factors as weight, temperament, etc."
"But if it affects your judgment," I said, "how can you tell whether or not your judgment is right when you say it's not too much?"
"That's the rub," Nunzio shrugged. "Some say if you have the sense to question it, you aren't drinkin' too much. Others say that if you have to ask, then you ARE drinkin' too much. One thing I do know is that a lot of people who drink too much are sure they don't have a problem."
"So how do you tell?"
"Well," he said, rubbing his chin, "probably the best way is to ask a friend whose judgment you trust."
I closed my eyes and fought for patience.
"That's what I THOUGHT I was doing, Nunzio. I'm asking YOU. Do YOU think I'm drinking too much?"
"That isn't important," he said, blandly. "It isn't a question of if I think you're drinkin' too much, it's if YOU think you're drinkin' too much."
"NUNZIO," I said through gritted teeth. "I'm asking what YOUR opinion is."
He averted his eyes and shifted uncomfortably.
"Sorry, Boss. Like I say, this isn't easy for me."