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Putin vs. Joe Biden

PUTIN VS. JOE BIDEN

ANNOTATION

The defeat in the US presidential election led to the fact that in the battle with Putin, Joe Biden replaced Donald Trump. Now the most experienced president in the history of the United States, will try to win against Vladimir Putin using the troops of the Third Reich.

. PROLOGUE.

Blinding lightning flashed, and a tsunami of multicolored lights raged. The omnipotent creators of the universes, the demiurge Gods Sfero Catastrophes and Harlequinade Emmanuel, winked at each other. Sfero looked like a boy of about thirteen, barefoot and wearing shorts, and Harlequinade looked like a very beautiful girl.

Then the Gods of the vigil argued.

Sfero logically remarked:

- Trump is no longer the president of the United States!

Harlequinade Emmanuel agreed:

"Not the president!

The demiurge boy logically remarked:

- So Biden should take his place!

Emmanuelle sang with delight:

- Biden? And that it's cool!

Sfero stamped his childish, bare foot and cooed:

"The Russians call him Grandpa Joe!"

Emmanuelle laughed, and answered, baring her teeth:

- Well, he's just like Stalin!

Katastrofoj noticed, winking:

- We will have real communism!

And the boy-God slapped his bare foot.

Emmanuelle offered, showing her teeth:

- So we'll trade Trump for Biden?

Catastrophists nodded in agreement:

- Yes, let Biden settle in the body of Hitler instead of Trump. It will be more fair, since the US has a different president!

Emmanuelle slapped the air with her bare foot and chirped:

- Glory to communism!

And the demiurge boys got to work. And they began to conjure. And move Biden into the body of Adolf Hitler. Well, Putin is already in the body of Stalin and so it is. There is no need for any special changes…

Although again there was a reboot. And Biden left the body. And Trump, since he was out of the game, and no longer Hitler, turned into a beautiful boy of twelve years old.

In fact, given the time of the game in 2022, it is not very cool for Donald Trump to return to the body of a seventy-six-year-old man. But to become a boy is even great. Especially childhood is a happy time. Especially on days when you don't have to go to school. So Donald Trump can be happy.

And Putin has a new rival, but in the old rut. When a fragile truce came between the USSR and fascist Germany. And it must be said great. And Biden is in trouble again, and adventures await him.

. CHAPTER # 1.

After Putin left his body in March 2022, there were significant changes in Russia. The news of the death of Vladimir V. Putin caused a controversial reaction in Russia. By this time, the president, who had been ruling Russia for more than twenty-two years, had largely lost popularity.

After the elections to the State Duma, "United Russia" was marked by colossal falsifications in its favor, but in fact lost outright. As a result, there were unusually massive protests in almost all major cities of Russia. There were clashes between people and the police.

Especially active were the Communists, who stole the victory. Yes, and Zyuganov had a stroke, and he fell into a coma. And the younger and more aggressive left moved to power. The Communists came alive. And the nationalists pulled up. Yes, and the liberals have added.

In general, there was a split in society. The long-reigning dictator Putin is boring everyone. Problems in the economy, theft, betrayal of Armenia, support for the odious dictatorship of Lukashenko in Belarus, all this has dropped Putin's rating. And caused a crisis in society.

Putin was already clearly not the same, and Russians already hated him more than they loved him.

And in Syria, Russia received only extra expenses, and the situation began to escalate. Moreover, Biden stopped fighting with ISIS, and even began to finance Islamic radicals against the Assad regime.

In addition, Putin's decision to send troops to Afghanistan and start another war there was not popular in Russia. And this is in the context of an economic downturn.

The Maidan due to the massive fraud of the elections to the state Duma, was very active. United Russia lost too much, and too many votes were drawn for it. And most importantly, the wave of protests did not subside. Strikes began all over Russia. And this complicated the whole situation. Militants in the Caucasus and in the Volga region have also become more active. And in general, a dark streak was coming in Russia.