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Putin vs. Donald Trump

- And if my Fuhrer gives formal independence to Ukraine. And win over the nationalists?

Trump nodded approvingly:

- This is a very good idea! We can even hold national presidential elections there! And Crimea and part of southern Belarus will be included in Ukraine. We must also create our own puppet governments everywhere, and mobilize the Russian liberation army. Involve prisoners of war in cooperation. We must be prepared for a serious war from the front.

Von Bock asked the Fuhrer:

"Defense, then, o great one?"

Trump-Hitler confirmed:

-Exactly defense! And I will transfer several more divisions from the Balkans to Africa, and replace them with Bulgarian and Italian ones. We need to reinforce Rommel urgently. The British will soon be on the offensive against him. And of course you need to give Rommel more authority, including the choice of partners.

The President-Fuhrer thumped his boot in a rage and confirmed:

"He knows a lot about it!"

Next, trump made some appointments. Speer in particular was generally considered to be a capable and successful Minister of armaments and ammunition. So he should be appointed immediately, and given emergency powers. And in General, to convene the Reichstag and declare total war right now. Otherwise, it will be too late. And in General, to adopt a lot of laws for total war.

Extend the working day, introduce universal labor service to put children and women and foreigners to the machines.

That's really why women don't notice all the male supervisors in the camps and factories. And don't put teenagers on probation, either?

The Third Reich is a lack of human resources. Taking into account the losses of the USSR in the occupied territories, Germany has three or four times the economic potential. And the main thing is to use it correctly.

Donald trump is a talented economist, and understands that if in the real history of the USSR produced more weapons than the Wehrmacht, then of course Hitler himself is primarily to blame for this, not using the full capabilities of the totalitarian state, and the imperfection of the management system of the German economy. And so it is possible and necessary to produce more and more efficiently.

The Fuhrer-President gave orders, a lot of things had to be done.

But of course, Donald trump made some changes at the front. In particular, covering cities so that the enemy does not penetrate, and strengthening support for local nationalists. You need to be able to shake the USSR.

There was a lot that Donald wanted to do. But first, to gather his strength, the Fuhrer-President visited a massage center. To get him a warm-up.

Beautiful girls began massaging the new Fuhrer. And Donald was whistling songs to himself.

He understood that in the economy and the production of weapons, the main dog is buried.

Here, in particular, "Panther"? Is it a bad tank? A very good one, but there weren't many of them. In General, very promising imagine the tanks of the series "E". This machines are generally senior managers.

Trump really had an idea about them in the game of "Tanks". Especially impressive is the look of the E-75 machine with heavy armor. You can't break through that easily.

Donald was giving orders again. Increase the length of the working day, join the machines of teenagers and foreigners. Do not call up highly qualified workers in the army, but use foreign divisions. Recruit French, Dutch, Belgians, and Danes. Gather forces from all over Europe, under German command. Lots of things to do.

But for now, do not attack Moscow and dig in. And strengthen the troops at the expense of Western Europe, where the British alone will not go.

And the most important thing is not to go to war with the United States. Here it is necessary to influence Japan so that it does not grapple with America.

And who should I send as a diplomat? Most logical of all was the appointment of Papa Muller, who was considered a great co

Trump ordered it:

- Send Mueller to Tokyo while there is no war with the United States, and it is necessary that there is no war.

Of course, anti-Semitic laws should be relaxed, if not completely abolished, in order to improve the image of Germany abroad. Don't make animals of yourself.

Trump is a politician on his own mind. But of course, you can't outwit him that easily.

One of the problems is Africa. The British are preparing an offensive there. And they should be pre-empted. And first of all to strengthen Rommel. You can't lose on the black continent.

At the same time, trump decided to draft teenagers into the army. In fact, the labor force is not very young – the qualifications are low. But some of them are not bad – because at a young age, both reaction and learning speed are better than in an adult. Yes, with less growth, it is more difficult to get into a teenager. In any case, trump ordered the conscription of all young men from fourteen to eighteen years old!