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A Call for armed insurrection

That's actually, that’s all for today. Next time I'll tell you about the practice of the guerrilla struggle, ammunition and weapons.

Grab, rape, kill!

Remember once and for all: who does not shoot the rich, – he serves the rich!

So, my dear comrades! Today I can congratulate you, for now you are listening to my last lecture in this special course. Nothing else will happen. Today you will suffer, and you will be free! The lecture will soon be over. Then you'll go to some bar, getdrunk there until you squeal. And then it will be like in one song of my childhood: «I crawled on the floor among empty bottles...». In short, all this will be a little later. Now I ask everyone to throw out cigars, put away glasses of rum and remove other pleasant, but not useful for health substances. Only then will I start...

Well, I see it's all cleaned up. You can get down to business.

After recent lectures, all sorts of different listeners approached me. They conveyed to me their requests, comments and even reproaches, which I felt should be taken into account. Very often I was told this. Like, you tell us about agitation, about safe houses, about weapons, and in general about many interesting things. But here's one problem: it all costs money, and we don't have them. As a result, the main question is: where do honest guerrillas get money for the war? Since our movement really has serious problems with finances, I decided to cover this topic. So, «money, money, make money, and everything else is a slumber», as was sung in the Soviet film adaptation of «Treasure Island». First of all, you should realize that any revolutionary movement is constantly experiencing problems with the lack of money. There's nothing wrong with that. You can always get the money. I'll tell you exactly how to get them. Tobegin with, we need to recall the experience of all the guerrilla movements that preceded us. They extracted funds for the fight from three main methods. First of all, it is donations. Then there are the proceeds of all criminal and semi-legal activities. In third place is income from our own enterprises. To begin, perhaps, should be with donations. Many fools in our country say that this method is not cool and in general – real guerrillas do not use it. The shame, you see. So, don'tbelieve you're not like that. Real revolutionaries and guerrillas have always lived with what ordinary people gave them. Any rebel group always had the first budget item to sponsor. We are no exception in this regard. For us, as the British say, it is the most important source of income. They've dealt with it. Ideas further. «Who do we collect money from?» – you ask. The answer is as simple as a wood piece. Of course, you have to start with yourself. Let each of you donate your own savings to the fight. Puts them, so to speak, in the party cash register. So know that if you've inherited a rich inheritance, it's a good idea to share it with your brothers in arms. Do not forget that we are socialists and supporters of total equalization. And also fanatics. Who are the fanatics? Fanatics are people who live according to their conscience. That's what we're supposed to do! If you want to build socialism on the whole planet, first build it in the organization. It is always necessary to rigidly draw an equalline. If you decide to be a guerrilla, then be kind – give all the property to fight. If you don't want to, get out! That's right, guys! Take all your junk to the bazaar, and with the money you get, buy weapons or rent a safe house. Get rid of real estate, from parental capital, from cars and crap. All this you do not need: the presence of official property harms conspiracy, deprives mobility. And the last to lose the partisan can not. In short, here's what I'll tell you: sell all your property, and transfer the proceeds to the general cash register. Believe that if each of your friends follow my advice, the budget of your organization will grow significantly. If there is still not enough money, you will also shake the sympathizers. Collect donations from workers, peasants and revolutionary intellectuals. Keep in mind that this is about voluntary support, not extortion. We'll talk about him later. So, at first you will have to do only income from membership dues. When the organization grows up, and the guerrillain Russia will go with all it's strength, it will be possible to diversify the sources of funding. And we are talking primarily about criminal activity. Here, let's leave all the moral objections. If you're not a «renegade Kautsky», then don't make a nagging about what's moral and what's not. For us, genuine revolutionaries, there can be no moral laws. We do what we do. Well, he said it all. Let's get to the point. There is a huge variety of crimes in the world. Criminal is a pere