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A Call for armed insurrection

Will be are terrorists!

First of all, I would like to welcome my favorite drunks and just lovers of good rum in the morning. You are all very dear to me, my favorite alcoholics. I can't live without you. Who would I have been if you hadn't listened to me?! I would have been a mere nobody then, but now I feel like a king, although this does not contradict my communism in any way, because every Communist is a king, as Alexander Tarasov said.

In recent years, all we have done is talk about terrorism. Wherever you put your ear, wherever you turn your eye, it's all about him. Yes, even if you only look at your phone or get drunk and lie under the fence, you will still hear how we talk about terrorism. But who's always talking about terrorism?

It is known who: fat-fat aunts from TV screens. They usually have a number on their chest in size ten. Well, you know, these numbers are hung on cattle so that in case of loss, the finder can know who this pig or cow belongs to. But it may be written on the number plate of pigs and cows: «The Estate of the Lord of hosts. We ask the finder to return the animal to the owner.». But those fat and obese aunts who constantly talk about terrorism-those have something pathetic written on the numbers: «psychologist», «juvenile psychologist», «sociologist» or even «paleologist». In short, the latter is rare.

And how they talk about terrorism! It doesn't matter what they say. The main thing is that they say very correct things. From the point of view of the authorities, of course. And they speak in such a way that it is impossible to accuse them of insincerity. A fat pig gets up in the TV Studio, shaking all thirty-eight of his chins, and starts yelling. And yells, and yells, and yells. Like an old Spanish poem: y canta y canta y canta. Only it's not quite like that. «Canta» in Spanish means «sing», but here we have more of a lament of Yaroslavna, and therefore here you need to write «clamor» instead of «canta». It turns out: y clamor y clamor y clamor. In short, it's even better. You see, we are already writing poems in Spanish. Let's get back to business.

So, they start yelling. Here is such a drenched-drenched (and smoky) female voice... Well, as a woman... Like Vysotsky's voice, in short. That's exactly the kind of voice that starts yelling something inarticulate about terrorism. These women usually do not swear, but sometimes there are exceptions. In short, they Moo so that just any cow would envy, and if they shouted in the field, all the bulls-producers would run to them for mating games. But what are they shouting? «Terrorism is disgusting!» – they shout. «Terrorism is disgusting!» – they shout. In short, they talk such nonsense that it is impossible to listen.

«Why discuss them?» – you may ask. Of course, even Flavius philostratus wrote that the ignorance of the rabble is unworthy of attention, but still... All those fat, oiled cows yelling about the dangers of terrorism on TV are a sign of the reactionary era.

«What is the reactionary age?» – you ask. Well, I'll try to answer that. It is often said that the reactionary era is an era when the past becomes the future and the future becomes the past. If I'm not mistaken, it was written by Victor Hugo. But this is all vague and vague, because there is no living example. Fortunately, in a truly reactionary era, in which we all really live, you do not need to look for an example for a long time. Naturally, because life itself offers us one great example. Horribly vile and smelly, but such a clear example. Here, use your brain... In short, it is difficult, and I do not want to subject my Pets to the torment of labor. They will still have to undergo this torment in full, even if they finish school.