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A Call for armed insurrection

We discussed the theoretical development of the Marxist. Now we need to talk about moral and physical development. Why are you all sad again?! Like at the funeral, to god! No, it's no good at all! We have to get ready! Get ready, I said! Now I want to ask you the most important question: what should be done in order to make a socialist revolution? I will add – in moral terms. No one can give an answer, so I answer myself. Of course, you need to knock out all the bourgeois! I have to explain it to you. Is that why, for example, the Soviet Union collapsed? The answer is simple: it was ruined by fat officials who wanted to privatize the entire national treasure. But it's not just the bureaucrats. It's also about something else. In the Soviet Union, a great mistake was initially made. The Cultural Revolution was not brought to an end there. What happenedinstead? Instead, it was so. The Bolsheviks managed to take power. They started to build socialism in our country, but they didn't really explain anything to people. That's why our citizens are so miserable. These stupid burghers did not understand anything, but they did not want to understand anything. They just wanted to live and eat without thinking of others. Moreover, no one was engaged in re-education. The Soviet authorities had to take all the children away from their parents. Children are the property of society, so it is impossible to spoil their bourgeois upbringing. But the USSR did otherwise. Children were brought up in families, and in families they assimilated the moral norms of the past. Therefore, new generations did not get better. The next generations remained generations of narrow-minded burghers who did not understand socialism. I'm going to explain this to you right now. Here, for example, is the family. His father drinks and smokes, his mother is obese. They have a child. Of course, the father of the child will be accustomed from childhood to the fact that who does not drink vodka, – he is not a man. The mother will teach that a real man should eat a milk pig for di

That is why the government of the proletarian dictatorship is required to destroy all the bourgeois in it's citizens. But we have to start this great re-education with ourselves. That is why I say to all of you: anyone who wants to destroy the bourgeoisie, let him kill the bourgeois in himself first. That is why any real communist should abandon bourgeois superstitions and prejudices. I would like to recommend each of you to give up gum, jeans and «McDonald's». All this, first, is very, very harmful: gum irritates the mucous, jeans make it difficult to blood flow, and «McDonald's» leads to atherosclerosis. Secondly, all this causes people the necessary associations. If you don't eat at «McDonald's» and listen to rock music, and play sports and listen to classical music, people will think: «Communists are great.». Therefore, we must remember that each of you is the face of the communist movement. Therefore, the success of the socialist revolution depends on the quality of this person. Moreover, the revolt is to some extent everything. In the Soviet Union wearing jeans was a moveton. For that, and beat it. So Soviet rebels dressed in jeans. Now, on the contrary, everybody wearing jeans. Therefore, you all have to wear pants. And you actually need to give moral example to other people. Our opponents should not have the slightest opportunity to accuse us of anything. The Communist is a non-smoker and non-smoking young man who is involved in sports knows in the perfection of five foreign languages, reads smart books, and translates grandmothers across the street. Besides, he's also asquet. Word, right and liberals should not have the slightest cause of our own. Therefore, you will need to become unspeakable and non-smoking athletes – asgers who know five foreign languages.

Now to the point. I can already see your sad mines, but I won't pay attention to it. Now I'm going to talk about exercise. First it will be about the development of the brain, and then about the development of the body. You know, all our communists have some flaws, but the main drawback is one. It's a complete inability to speak in public. All of our commies are different in that they ca