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[Yarik and Rustik is a diminutive form of the official names: Yaroslav and Rustem. In general, this is the diminutive form of words in the Russian language is very common.] There, by that time, Yaroslav Yukhanov and Rustem, whose name I do not remember, which is not very important, conducted their dialogue, for in the book you will not meet them too often, mostly in the stories and projects, accomplishments and slogans of Antonina Bozhenko. Of course, I am obliged to describe for you their outer and i
The most famous joke of these two was that they approached Sergei Aleksandrovich, and then, taking him to the camera, said: «You lost your eggs, but we decided to return them!». At the same time, they offered him two eggs cooked with a steep method, which our historian reacted very unusually, thanking them, and then eating both eggs, waving his hand at the camera, which accurately displayed this. [In this case, the whole point of the jokes play on words in the Russian language: we have the word «eggs»refers to eggs of birds and reptiles, and human testicles.] Now, however, I must return to describing their appearance, also quite important and interesting, begi
- Hey, what's so fat? – Rustik called to me, standing with Yarik at the toilet window, the moment I went to the restroom.
- Do you care about the state of my body? – I asked. – Why is a man interested in the bodily features of another man?
- Yes nothing – it's interesting simply. – Rustik answered, chewing a roll.
Further, in fact, nothing interesting happened, because our conversation developed along the usual for this institution trajectory, with which you can see above and below in the text, but still some places from this conversation I will give.
- Build the press? – Rustik asked me.
- No! – I answered.
- It can be seen. – said Rustik,continuing to chew a roll. – I do it 500 times a day, and I raise 1000 dumbbells! Understand?! At me therefore also weight of 32 kg.
- I have a press too! – Yarik put in, chewing a chocolate bar.
At that moment I answered that in our school they usually answered similar boasts: «And will you be able to show it?».
- Well, I did not build it for four months, so it swam with me, but I can.
Yukhanov replied, somewhat embarrassed. The muscles of his stomach were, in fact, really strong, but they were hidden under a thick layer of fat.
- I'll take it all away – starting from today, I'm starting to build! – reported to me Yarik, continuing to chew.
Rustik had things to do with the abdominal muscles, I must say, much, much better, although after that it will not be too important for our narrative. All of us, probably, know the value of the promises of a lazy and gluttonous schoolboy, and therefore we will be able to predict the further development of events. By the winter of the same year, Yarik had grown very serious, never really losing weight, but only getting stronger in his obesity, which was only facilitated by the fact that he was soon transferred to the sitting position of the editor after leaving school journal. In the begi
Rustik lasted a little longer, but when he was in the sixth grade, he also surrendered before the onslaught of vices, to the seventh class, finally losing his sporting appearance. He, however, was thin on the complexion, and therefore in a full-fledged fat man, which later became Yarik, did not turn out only by growing a giant belly, conflicting with his tiny chest and thin handles. Hands, by the way, before that covered with muscles, he became simply extremely weak, covered with fat, became the same as a jelly, and sosoon he could not press more. The subjects themselves observed their obesity as an absolutely inevitable process, not accelerating it in any way, but without trying to reverse it, and so he managed to reveal himself in the fullest possible form, albeit gradually.
If you are surprised or amazed at why I write so much about fat, this is due to the fact that schoolchildren of my era and my place aesthetized obesity, sought to make it beautiful, sang praises to him, some almost deified him. Obesity in my time became so fashionable among young people that a lot of ski
Chapter seven.
The lesson of the Russian language and the birth of a new genre.